make that a HUGE chocolate penis......

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Trixie, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Trixie

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    I have a chocolate penis that shoots out money
     
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    Here's a photo of S4 with one. Too bad about the money bit.

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    A black man's penis is bigger.
    Clearly that one is fake.
     
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    Just Googled "worlds biggest penis" and this was on page 1 (no shit):

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    Oh wow... legit.

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    why did you google that ?
     
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    i think we approached this subject in other threads.
     
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    1.)Coat your dick in chocolate syrup
    2.)Sell your sperm to a sperm bank
    Now you have a chocolate penis that shoots out money(Only it's not money at first)
     
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    and...is it growing, or what?
     
  12. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    If a woman thinks chocolate is better then sex, you have failed as a partner.
     
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    I want my guy to fuck me while we're covered in chocolate, but he has a dairy allergy. WAAAAH
     
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    So, in summary, every man has failed as a partner.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Yeah, pretty much.
     
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    LOL OWNED TRANNIE. YOU ARE DEAD!