Make me a mod.

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by oddguy, Dec 29, 2011.

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so... what do you think ?

  1. Make oddguy a mod ! (I.E "i didn't actually read the post before voting.")

    12.5%
  2. Ban oddguy ! (You don't have to read the post to vote for this one though.)

    50.0%
  3. Kiss me oddguy ! (Sexy ppl only.)

    12.5%
  4. Mods are gay.

    25.0%
  5. I want to be a mod too !

    12.5%
  6. tl;dr

    50.0%
  7. This did not need a poll.

    37.5%
  8. i like ponies.

    12.5%
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  1. oddguy

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    Now that i have you faggots attention.

    Stop making threads about being made a mod. It's not funny even if you are being ironic. What makes it even less funny is the fact that,although you pretend these statements are purely for the sake of irony,it's painfully obvious that anyone who makes one of these thread hopes deep down that someone (Zaiger) will go: "O.K BUDDY ! BAM ! ADMIN MAGIC ! YOU ARE A MOD NOW !".

    Here are a few things you need to get a grasp on:

    1. No one is asking your opinion.
    No one cares who you think should be made a moderator,and no one thinks you are right for the job.

    2. Moderators suck.
    All the EDF mods are just shitty users with red names. They don't do anything but monitor the forum for child porn. Not that anyone is posting any despite the fact this forum has so many mods you would think there is some CP epidemic. Furthermore,if cartoons count as child porn it would seem that the official policy of EDF regarding that is "look the other way". Either that or the 20 fucking mods are all blind.

    The only people that matter are the Admins. But you need to have some actual technical skill to be one. So none of you qualify. Zaiger and E are the only one who do anything important... Sometimes beefcake too. But that is it.
    The rest of them either do nothing at all or do even less then nothing by shitposting. (The Member Formerly Known As Baya)

    So why do you faggots want to be mods so much ?
    Oh,right... "I WAZ A MOD ON EDF ! IMMA SOOOO COOL !!11 LOOK AT MAI E-penis ! IZ SO BIG !"

    Shut up homos.
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    So you admit that there's no much point in having mods... and you wish to increase the number of mods?

    This is like the argument people have in favour of increasing governmeant power or increasing public education investment.
     
  3. oddguy

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    Where did i say i want to increase the # of mods ?
    All i said was people need to stop making "Make me a mod" threads in fake irony.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I didn't even read your post, bro.

    I read the title then glossed over until I noticed you complaining about mods. To be honest the browser for my new Windows XP is really fucked. I don't know why. I've got to fix it. Some sort of resolution problem.

    But yeah, the mods need to be culled. I sort of get the logic of making Meep and me mod, because we live in different time zones, but why did they make Beefrave and Beefcake mods? The former is in the same time zone as Zaiger and the latter is in the same time zone as E. As far as I know.
     
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  6. Beefcake

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    Damn right.
     
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  8. Baya Rae 4900

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    Fixed the problem only to find another one: text is too small.

    :rolleyes:
     
  9. lulzbomb

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    COOL STORY BRO