Make Encyclopedia Dramatica Gert Again!

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by Gert.666, May 27, 2016.

  1. Gert.666

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    Ive heard you talking.

    The forum is full of faggots. Some really big faggots, some closet homos.

    The forum sucks dicks, the forum itself is a sodomite.

    Ive heard your complaints.

    And Im prepared to do something about it.

    The current mods are weak. They dont understand heterosexuality.
    They are obsessed with measuring e-peens after bukkakes on the wiki.

    Well Im here to change all of that.

    Were gonna have sex with women.

    Were gonna have so much sex with so many women youre going to get bored with CIS gendered activies.
     
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  2. A Fucking Box

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  3. Gert.666

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    Im going to build a wall around the shitposts and Im going to make the Australians pay for it.
     
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    all u fgts do now is circle jerk gert
     
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    Isn't being bored with straight activities going to cause me to attempt to explore my sexuality though?
     
  6. kurisu

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    So is that the solution to all of our problems?

    We have to screw ourselves gay?
     
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  7. Gert.666

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    Curtis FiftyCent Jackson once told me that ninety nine bitches was never a problem but his sexuality was.
     
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    when i was down in australia having unprotected sex i looked around and realized that i was living the american dream.

    so yes.
     
  9. ilovejesus69

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    There are no mods.
     
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    Ive heard there are mods, and Ive seen them.

    They disavow their jewish roots, but you can tell by their squinty eyes and large noses. hands calloused from constantly rubbing together.
     
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    stop rating my posts as autistic. i see you there kurisu.

    if anyone doxxes you ill pay their charges.
     
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    i spurted gertjuice all over your moms disgusting breast feeding suction device this morning.

    so your milk was extra healthy this morning.
     
  14. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's racist! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Meming Kurisu thinks he can downvote me, but hes only showing that he is too low energy.

    I know some good posters come from australia, but when they send their users, theyre not sending their best.
     
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    I regret opening this thread.
     
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    Boxer by day. Boxerless at night.

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    here's your 23,000th green rep... baya bae <3
     
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    Oh mah gah Baya you got exactly 23,000 green

    I won't vote you up n ruin it
     
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    Maybe when you reach your 23,000th, he'll return the favor. ;)
     
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    Ah fuck I gave you a feels rating and messed it up :(

    Didn't even think
     
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    I have that effect on people.
     
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    Why so racist towards Australians
     
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    How would you know?
     
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    Gert, you suck dick.

    @gert7, you rock my socks.
     
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    Where is that @Gert kid
     
  28. Michael Myers

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    I think they finally killed themselves. I'm glad you're here, though.
     
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    I gave you 1 autism bruh. Go bitch to @NinjaNut who's actually giving them to you at a cyclic rate.
     
  30. Michael Myers

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    Sorry fam, you need to give him 665 more. That's just how the Beast works.