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Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by oddguy, Jan 15, 2017.
poor likey, always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Anyone who drinks smirnoff ice deserves to be trolled mercilessly.
I couldn't even use mouthwash or deodorant with alcohol, which was fucking terrible considering all I could smell was fucking garlic 24/7.
yeah i don't get to see the long term recovery end of that spectrum but the shit they had you on doesn't have a good compliance rate apparently, mostly because of the side effects you're talking about. I can't believe it even the mouthwash and deodorant could effect it. makes me wonder how much ethanol i get from my listerine too.
Do you hate italian food now too?
You know it's traditional for the flower girl to fellate the groom & groom?
So i have heard
as someone whose been to many whitetrash weddings, i can confirm this.
its like tossing the bouquet. except it might end in a shotgun wedding to some patsy groomsman 8.5 months later...
I hope your facepussy is nice and moist
My lips are dry at the moment but that should increase the friction
yeah I had to watch what I ate, anything cooked with wine would kill me. Also all cosmetics that is alcohol free is half the size and twice as expensive.
I hate spending heaps on my lipstick too
You can save a bundle by bottling your gf's period blood, and making shampoo out of it. Mix in a finger full of cervical mucus and you can make wonderful conditioner. Cervical mucus also doubles as lip balm and when mixed with food colouring, it makes a great halloween treat for the kiddies.
Try using Tom's of Maine deodorant and mouthwash for 3 months and tell me if you don't want to drink afterwards.
I use those anyways
But why would i do that?
because you are an alcoholic on meds that make alcohol poison to you.
No im not
said every alcoholic ever
I got some all natural Burts Bees lipbalm that will help...
We used that when i was a kid cuz it was cheap back then, then i got a job and could buy my own crap. I think, or hope they have better all natural stuff out there that alcohol free. Their toothpaste tasted like chalk, glue and mint flavored taint.
No, some say "Blluuurrghghgh gtdafuckouttamuhway yahfilthlycunt orilltell yermum! Wheresmuhwhiskeybitch?!"
Yeah the toothpaste is bad. Their mouthwash is alright. Mouthwash with alcohol isn't really that great for your mouth because it kills good bacteria as well as bad so it upsets the natural balance in your mouth. When I use it right before bed I always wake up with super gnarly morning mouthfeel
Best thing I've ever heard. 10/10.
Alcohol free mouthwash is literally fucking useless.
what does zinc do?
Kills bad bacterias
Also helps prevent radiation poisoning
I smoke weed errday
Oops I deleted that post because I thought it was a double post but it wasn't. Stupid computer
PH balancing stuff too. Like that biotene stuff, they make a mouthwash too if you're that concerned with it.
I dont trust zinc that much.