lulzbomb's drunken furry rants

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by lulzbomb, Apr 18, 2013.

  1. lulzbomb

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    Today's topic is fucking underaged ,and people who play underaged characters. I fucking hate these pricks . They are all like "oooooh look at me I am a cute kitten lets fuck " well no thank you you little prick . I have some questions for these little fuck wads...most of whom lurk Omogle like Why are you trolling for sexual play? Do your parents know what you are doing online?If you arent 12 why the fuck is your character 12.....isnt that a little sick? Why would you get off on the thought of a child riding a dick ? These fucks never have a good answere ,and instead cry fursecution ,and play the troll card. some of the little brats admit to skipping homework to yiff, what is that shit ? School is important ,and far more useful than getting your jollies off on the fucking internet.
     
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    I hope all pedophiles just burn.
     
  3. uberfukken

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    I use an age gap when determining pedophilia. Like if a 16 year old is pretending to be 12... well, that's only a 4 year gap, I'd just call the kid a pathetic loser. When you got someone whose 28 going after an 18 year old, while legally it's not pedophilia, it's just weak. Metaphorically that's about the same as a full grown man joining a little league team for the easy win. I'll call them a pedo just to make them feel like shit and/or angry.

    Anyway the shit you're talking about with online chat and whatnot that's completely on the parents. Blame stubbornness of the masses for being unwilling to learn a new social medium while at the same time letting it raise their children.
     
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    Do you ever get people who say "crinklewag" or something else to let you know they're wearing diapers because i just cannot
     
  5. lulzbomb

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    Thank god no.
     
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    I have it on good authority that when pedophiles die, they go to a place where they return to being children, and get raped by their Uncles (actually just demons in costume) over and over for all eternity.
     
  7. Linkermann

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    They'd enjoy that.
     
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    Those who enjoy rape will get something else.
     
  9. Linkermann

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    Fair enough.
     
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    See you at anthrocon
     
  11. lulzbomb

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    ;3
     
  12. Linkermann

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    Who?
     
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    All the furfags on here and I'm considering a megathread in the coming months
     
  14. Linkermann

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    Watch out for AIDS then.
     
  15. lulzbomb

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    I may not be making it this year. I have fire 1 ,and EMT training coming up.
     
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    It's more important that you have your priorities in line and I can respect that brah, hope you can make it in spirit

    Nothing is worse than furry aids

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    This...

    was a real lulzbomb :ranbowdash:
     
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    There was an episode of SUV Underage Rape show where the pedophile was also a victim, divide by zero guys!
     
  19. Equivamp

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    what

    do you mean SVU
     
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    Today's rant is brought to you by the fandom's "We" mentality .

    So one of my friends ,and I are kind of big into firefighting/ EMT . We put in the work to make it to our training, and we put in the effort to aid our community . So it pisses me off to no end that my IRL name will come up as an example of how good furries can be. If furries wanted to be "This good" They would join the department , put in the training hours ,and or do something with their lives. Rant over.
     
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    You'll find that mentality within lots of fucked up groups. For example, MRAs never seem to stop talking about how MALES INVENTED EVERYTHING EVER.
     
  23. lulzbomb

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    True. Its still a mentality that is just annoying.
     
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    Doesn't matter, even the best furry still comes after the worst human being.
     
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    Those who use other's deeds to make their own self(s) look good are weak.
    Also: Why are you a furry in the first place?
     
  26. lulzbomb

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    I was introduced to it in middle school. with clean art. I liked the clean stuff. God only knows how the rest happened.
     
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    Puberty happened (probably).
     
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    Likely.
     
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    Nigger AIDs.

    Or worse, the even rarer Furry Nigger AIDS .
     
  30. lulzbomb

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    Its more frequent than you think.