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  1. zaiger

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    Post lulzy news stories here. New threads in this forum feed the new EDF main page portal.

    When you post a news article include one image, a quote from the article inside [quote] tags and the news' source link ONLY. No videos, no extra images or other content (tweets, etc).

    >Image
    >quote
    >link
    in that order.

    Threads posted without an image/quote will be edited or possibly deleted. This is because when you post a thread here and it shows on the main page it includes the first image in the thread. If you do not include this image it will show your avatar instead. The thread is about the news article, not your avatar so please just do it faggot.

    Also threads that consist of only a link will be deleted too.

    Other than that this is an awesome board and there has been a ton of lulzy shit to go through here so keep it coming. :pringles:

    FORUM RELATED DRAMA IS NOT NEWS. DON'T POST IT HERE.
     
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  2. toxicmaniac

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    first.....wait.....GODDAMIT!!!!
     
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    I should have read this.
     
  5. Likeicare

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    What if forum related drama ended up being covered by the media?
     
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  6. Robert Paulson

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    whats the deal with moderatzation of News threads
     
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    To make sure two threads on the same article don't get made, make sure it contains

    1. A relevant photo
    2. A quote
    3. The source
     
  8. Robert Paulson

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    there are a number of threads piling up ( @Onideus and mine ) with no response so far.
    It's as though the mods don't care.

    mine were formatted properly, fgt.
    onideus is autistic enough that I'm sure his were too
     
  9. Likeicare

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    What subject were they on?
     
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    mine was on some UK faggot who called in a bomb threat to his own wedding because he forgot to file for a marriage license and was too embarrassed to actually deal with it.

    onideus was about USA.gov faggots being faggots.
     
  11. Likeicare

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    Your one actually sounds quite amusing, but onideus' sounds rather boring.

    I normally post on oddguys wall to approve my news threads
     
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    Some kind of Orwellian paranoia about thoughtcrime and govt mind control.
    Could have been good less shit than mine. I didn't actually get to read the article, just saw the first line in "Newest posts" on the homepage.
     
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    Judging by everything else he posts, it was shit.
     
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    I can just repost it here:

    US Attorney General Eric Holder calls for more "pre-crime" to better control/surveillance American citizens...
    http://www.occupycorporatism.com/holder-we-must-use-pre-crime-to-prevent-more-mass-shootings/

    Because we've all see how well *THAT* works out...
    http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/02/tech/social-media/facebook-threat-carter/

    I made this in response...

    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/6/63/Eric_Holder_-_Thought_Crime.jpg

    And then set it as the PotN for the 24th. ^__^
     
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    And that's why it was not approved, all you did was provide links, and you're a faggot for setting your own POTNs
     
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    This is why you don't have any friends and are a drug abusing meth head.
     
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    I have many friends, and you also failed to give a basis to your claims. But no arguing on this thread please.
     
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    Why are you still talking?
     
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    It's pretty obvious which one of these two things fits the original intent of this sub-forum.
     
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    McDonald's Niggers detail burns, job hazards, not enough whippings, and demand more pay than their job calls for.


    dea5c620155ef00c700f6a7067004d12_original.

    Niggers and old white people want more money for a job that is below entry level. 15 an hour, more like 5 and more random beatings. If you work at a fast food company, dont expect a livable wage. Those jobs are for semi retarded teens and welfare moms.
     
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    McDonald's Niggers detail burns, job hazards.

    dea5c620155ef00c700f6a7067004d12_original.

    Fucking niggers want more money to stand around talking about shaneequa and not getting orders right. Fuck them.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdon...ns-job-160756760.html?soc_src=mail&soc_trk=ma
     
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    Why the fuck are you posting the news here? make a new thread dumbass.
     
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  25. Isnotright

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    i was under the impression i had to post it here.
     
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    No make a new thread, the mods will see if it's worthy of a thread and then they'll let it up.
    I was on this forum for a day longer than you so obviously I'm much more experienced.
     
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    yes, yes you are.
     
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  28. zaiger

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    When I worked at McDonald's when I was a teenager I got a waffle-like burn on my forearm from a fry basket. You didn't see me sue the company over it. If you work in a kitchen you are going to get burned, it's just how things work.
     
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    Exactly. Kitchen-related employments and careers have a high risk of injury, particularly burns and severe cuts. Don't sue the establishment for being a careless fuck, sue them when you survive a fire because the owner didn't renovate anything, thus worsening work conditions.
     
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