~LUCID DREAM~

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  1. Seku

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    I had a dream I was in the iCarly universe. Okay, like I knew I was dreaming, so I thought myself into Carly's house. Everyone was there, so I kicked them all in the balls (it was my dream, so the girls had balls). I evicted them from their house, and they were all poor. I spit in one of their faces, and they flailed their limbs and screamed, like they always do whenever the smallest thing happens to them. I went to Cuba, brought Che back to life, and killed him again with my telekinesis. I went up into space, and glassed Earth. I then covered it with a thick sheet of concrete, I mean 0.4 miles thick. Then I repopulated the planet.

    I'm planning on having another lucid dream tonight, starting where this one left off. Any suggestions on what I should do with this planet and its people?
     
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    Do all women in your dreams have testicles?
     
  3. Seku

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    Oui.
     
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    I had a really weird dream that me and some chick, I think she was a cousin
    or some sort of relative, had these owls.

    They were special "soft owls", and they came packaged in medium sized
    plastic bottles, about the size of a gatorade container. You opened the sealed
    lid, and there was a small container of B12 pills, that you are supposed to
    periodically add to the water in the container to keep it at the right nutrient
    levels for the soft owls to survive. Under the small container, which
    functioned as a second lid of sorts, there is the soft owl.

    They were quasi-amphibian owls, with very porous skin and very thick,
    waterproof feathers. The skin pores were very big and also functioned as
    gills so the owl could breathe while in the container. The pores are so big,
    they leak a little bit of blood, especially if the owl is squeezed. Again, really
    stiff, grey and red feathers, and the body of the owl itself is soft and squishy,
    almost like a water balloon.

    So I took my owl to the town hall meeting, where there were a bunch of
    people with falcons, they were releasing them, and the falcons would fly
    around, then come back down and alight on the ground. I just stood there
    watching for awhile, petting my soft owl and whispering nice things in his ear and cuddling him,
    because he was cold.

    After awhile, I decide to give soft owl (I forgot the name I gave him) a shot
    at flying, and launched him up in the air. He fluttered up for about 10 feet,
    but then started crashing down to earth. We all rushed over to where he had landed, only to find that the impact had
    forced all his blood out of his gill pores, and he was dead.

    I was crushed, and felt like it was partially my fault, and started crying.
    Everyone in the town was really sad too, and they started crying. It started to
    rain, so everyone went and got sandbags and made a wall around soft owl's
    little body, to keep the water from washing him away.

    The next day or something, I bought another bottle of soft owl, and took my
    new pet out and started grooming him and playing with him. My cousin also
    bought another one for herself. Then my stupid brothers or other cousins or
    something, all 5 of them big lanky trackstar types, want to watch some family
    slideshows. So my other cousin (the girl) and I decide this is a good time to
    leave.

    We put the soft owls back in the storage bottles, which we put into the
    pockets of our oversized wool coats. Then I grab my checkbook, because
    soft owls eat checks. We sat in the town square, feeding the owls checks,
    periodically wiping away the small drops of blood that would pool around
    their pores.

    I remember being really sad, these owls would just bleed.

    The alarm woke me up, the radio blaring some oldies song. Without even
    thinking about it, I found myself muttering the words "all life is pain."
     
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    That made me sad.
     
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    I believe you should start killing people, about enough to create a throne of dead bodies, and create a throne of dead bodies. As their leader (by force, of course) decree that all people are required to immediatley head to an arena and fight to the death. The prize for the winner will be becoming your second in command when you repopulate everything again.
     
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    Last night I dreamt that I killed some guy and burned his body, and then got away with it. It was a pretty good dream.
     
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    I don't want power, and I don't lust for blood.

    Okay, how about this. I will create an exact copy of the real Earth, except I have complete control of Canada.
    What should I do?
     
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    Bomb Canada and say that bombing it was part of the Canada Purfication Process. Even if you don't have a lust for blood you should still do it.
     
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    I'm trying to run a business country. My goal is a utopia.
     
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    Running a utopia in Canada? are you stoned or something?
     
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    In Alberta lies a rich oil reserve, large enough to sustain both the US, and the booming Chinese economy. In fact, if we don't approve of the pipeline soon, Canada will think we've lost interest.

    It's also the second largest nation on Earth (but you knew this).
     
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    But I thought you glassed everything and covered it in concrete anyway.
     
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    fuck now i look stupid
     
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    JESUS CHRIST ITS A TIGER GET IN THE CAR

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    Clone yourself, have sex with it
     
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    I once had a dream at the last 10 seconds of my slumber before waking up. My dream state was in a brand spanking new classic Doom game setting, where the marine you play is in the elevator with very detailed and vivid background scenery of the sky out the glass windows, and the scoreboard and tracking bar at the bottom with the marine's hamburger face in the middle. Everything was just exaclty like playing classic Doom to the tiniest detail but Mother Nature was cruel and this only lasted 10 seconds.
     
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    Wait, is Doom ZDaemon?
     
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    Seriously, though, give me suggestions.
     
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    I'm a huge fag, unfunny and a poor troll to boot.
    ^ edited by a faggot from:
    I didn't read that, no one cares about your lucid dreaming.​
     
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    Nah, just classic Doom by idGames corporation.
     
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    Oh, alright. I've only played zdaemon.
     
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    You have some ODD FUCKING DREAMS MAN!!!!
     
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    JESUS CHRIST ITS A TIGER GET IN THE CAR

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    Agreed. Also, you smell funny.
     
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    I haven't used a sigil yet or followed these instructions. However, I have had weird dreams lately. Such as feeling pain in dreams, but not waking up. Also a shape shifting woman.
     
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    Try lucid dreaming. You can wake up at any time.