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    Y'know...love is a happy time. ALL THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE.

    It's when a male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, "HEY! YOU WANNA GO ON A DATE?" and then she would say, "WELL, YES I'D LIKE TO GO ON A DATE".

    (IF YOU'RE LUCKY!)

    And then you would go to a restaurant and she gets something called a SALAD, and then he gets a big piece of beef, that he eats.

    And that to mee, ladies and gentlemen...is love.

    Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?

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    This thread makes me yearn for S4 to start up again.

    I feel violated.
     
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    S4 would have done it better.
     
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    Love feels nice.
     
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    i highly doubt the huge number of forever alone people on here (The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae) understand anything about love.

    love itself is something chemical. to say the least. we feel positive brain responses, and of course we like that. so we replicate said responses. this is how a creeper is made.

    attraction itself is the basis of all of the worlds problems, and the solution to all of them as well. love making is physical, mental and imaginative (bonus points to the fuck who names the artist and song.)

    what im getting at here is: we people can conclude the following: The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae is a nigger of the ages. most of the people on the forum have no concept of love, and hate the other sex with a passion of a thousand jews in an oven, etc.


     
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    I would not love anybody, sexually or emotionally, online.

    I only have tolerance for some people.
     
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    Actual children’s answers to the question “what is love?”


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    “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4

    “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5

    “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6

    “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

    “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

    “Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

    “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

    “If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

    “Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

    “Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6
     
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    Can you lie next to her and give her your heart as well as your body? And can you lie next to her, and confess your love as well as your folly?
     
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    i still love you
     
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    I just vomited in my mouth from all the bullshit in this thread.

    Love is being able to bang someone up the arse and not say you're sorry.
     
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    Love is pretty much a farce... fuckbuddies are better...
     
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    You've got neither.

    You massive bucket of used douche.
     
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    i'm in love with a boy i have known for a long time & we just meet in person recently...
    i will not speak of him anymore because i feel it's nobody's business but mine.
     
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    You fail. I have probably had sex hundreds of times, and actually caused two women to get abortions because of me, until I had a vasectomy...
     
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    I suppose that the other 98 were hairy, middle aged men?
     
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    No, they were all either emo, Goth, weeaboo or scene girls, prostitutes or fat chicks and retards that I pity-fucked...
     
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    lol u r all so pahtetic!! you dont undrstand true love, is something special, you will never find it in your basement, so ur fucked :/ Cats and pets dont count.

    DIE PLZ <3 <3

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    It's better than being a virgin...