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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Nov 1, 2011.
I love you.
Does NOT apply to rst8
what IS love ?
(baby don't hurt me,don't hurt me,no more.)
Love is a lot like my dad. He gets drunk and tries to steal my shoes while undressing himself.
...a noble way of showing affection I'd say
khanzer... you ever feel.... blocked up... down there....?
I would fight only for myself and love only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more a splendid world than this one.
its ok to admit it, we just want to help you
I'm going to make a vest out of your skin.
Then we'll see who loves who...
I'm perfectly fine.
no you're not and it breaks my heart to see you constipated
Don't worry I'm ok
no you aren't, talk to DIAF, she'll tell you how much better she felt.
While you weren't looking somebody made gloves out of your lower intestine, you're doomed.
I'm not into enemas...
The worst thing about this is going to be finding shoes to match the colostomy bag.
An oldie, but a goodie.
Tip your waitress & try the veal.
It doesn't matter whether you are into enemas, but rather whether enemas are into you.
lol, but I don't need them.
you need them because you are all dirty inside.
u have 0 choice
I'm ok, octopuses don't have those silly problems, only mammals need enemas.
You have all those wonderful tentacles with which to clean your orifaces and provide various pleasurable services.
Lucky bitch (or whatever the octopus version of a bitch is).
you need an enema. I am the bandit.
PA's idea of an enema: