Lord Mayor tells beggars to fuck off

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    Sauce: www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/tough-love-plan-for-city-beggars-and-homeless/story-e6frf7kx-1226594289729
     
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    good, fucking homeless make me sick.
     
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    lol "do you have any notes". What a cunt. And for all you foreign arseholes, bear in mind, Oz has $1 and $2 coins.

    Next we'll have beggars with "VISA & Amex Accepted Here" stickers on their shopping carts.

    I hope the "compulsory diversion program" involves them getting beaten with pipes and having their Achilles Tendons cut.
     
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    some quite kindly direct you to the nearest atm to get money for them, they even offer to walk with you sometimes
     
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    My mother always told me never to give them money and to instead give them the item they ask for, like a pie or a warm drink. I tried doing that, but the bum I gave a pie to threw it at me, missed, then chased me from one train station to the next. ;_;

    Now I just give them nothing unless they're asleep.
     
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    before anyone says thats unkind....these are Melbourne bums, they sit on the streets all day high as fuck on oxycontin, then rob houses all night....they deserve to be pissed on
     
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    For a moment I thought Sir Conan Doyle revived, teleported to Australia and started chasing beggars
     
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    Would he mind if we gave all the beggars high proof alcohol and a syringe to inject it into their blood stream?
     
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    Fucking homeless people makes you sick? I'm not surprised. Apart from smelling like sewer, they carry all sort of diseases, and they are hairy. Don't know why you would fuck them. I guess you cant help it, since you are perpetually aroused.
     
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    I don't give to tramps, all too often the cunts turn out to not even be homeless and make a decent wage by being parasitic wastes of skin. Either they're pitched up in a caravan somewhere and raking in £10 an hour in small change for doing fuckall, or they're legitimate tramps that had a chance to sort their lives out in a shelter but fucked it up by not following the very easy rules (don't take drugs in the shelter, don't attack anyone). If you're too lazy to go sit in some bushes to shoot up then fuck you, you deserve to be homeless.
     
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    Just start force feeding xanax and grain alcohol to homeless people. Problem solved.
     
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    I gave this homeless man some change the other day and then he wanted to sell me weed. Not only did I think he was someone trying to poison me, it made me realize that some people are just begging for money cause they are lazy. And later this young fat black woman said to me "can I have some change" instead of saying something like "can you spare some change ma'am/sir." No one has to give your homeless nigger ass anything.

    I think my way to give to charity in the future will be to volunteer my time (or give money) at a local Sufi Mosque.


    Aren't there alot of homeless abos?
     
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    I thought all abos were homeless. Dreamtime is better that way.
     
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    Wait, were you under the impression that the vast majority of people who professionally pan-handle are actually just down on their luck?
     
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    We almost did in Penang, one of the things you could do was go to a Mosque and make food.
    I think it was some sort of Rice based dish, served in a small plastic bag.



    Not if they don't want to be, they get everything from the government, homes, cars, money, phones.
    The only ones that are "Homeless" are usually the ones too lazy to go to centerlink and demand Gimmydats.
     
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    I thought people were honest!
     
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    The cruel government forces them to live in houses, and also forces them to accept regular payments from the Commonwealth. THOSE BASTARDS!
     
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    One of my most notable(at least to me) interactions I had with the homeless was when I ran across a work-fit homeless man - around my age, physically sound, and mentally sound - begging for coins, dixie cup in hand, at fisherman's wharf in SF. He begged me for some money. I stopped for a second, looked at the guy, looked at the penny by the light, the dime in the gutter, and the quarter outside the door, and told him to stop being a lazy bum and pick up the spare change strewn about the place. He gave me a dirty look, called me a stupid nigger, and told me to fuck off.
     
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    You should have dragged him behind a building and raped him.
     
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    This. Panhandlers around here make $50-100 a day easy. There's this one old black guy who has been faking a limp, dressing in rags, and panhandling at red lights for years. He owns a house in the suburbs.

    I only give to beggars who tell me they need money for beer/liquor. Reward honesty.
     
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    i never gave money to panhandlers when i was in the states... there's plenty of places that will take legit homeless. i'd donate to the salvation army and make food at the soup kitchen instead. at least then it was less shady and i knew it was people that really needed my time and effort.
     
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    well aren't you all a bunch of good samaritans
     
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    Bums are like that everywhere, that's why I don't give them money, I give them food or drinks, if they don't want it , that's their lost.
     
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    A cautionary tale about beggars.

    (Tl;dr some guy is making a shitload of money begging, Sherlock Holmes tells him to stop dicking about and get a job.)
     
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