Longseet discussion thread!

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Emolicious, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. Emolicious

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    We need to stop cluttering small things with this.

    :'D

    I'll edit my post here later with all of the relevant info and files.

    How it begins:
    Basically someone on ED-Teaparty links to some chick's ( who drew this carspron gem LOL but it got deleted ) page here and I see something else in her gallery which is like a 'car' from 'Cars' which has reptile legs or something.

    So, I'm like, WUT. Then I look at the comments and see some idiot fail-rping with her ( and calling her mom, even though she's 15... ) so I go to his page.

    > 20 years old

    HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
    I go ask quite bluntly how the fuck a 20 year old so stupid exists, he seems to take it completely wrongly and comes onto my page telling me his birthday. ( I mean shit, I wasn't really disputing his age, but he seems like the least sharp knife here...)

    And that's where lulz happens.

    We've got this guy and two tool white knights - one of which being this one who is the initial troublestarter who ... well, it's all funny to me. After a few comments she blocks us all then comes back on my page to tell me the shit I'm already blatantly ignoring so I hop on my rp account because fuq da polic I'm going to block evade because she is aggravating the situation.

    Other whiteknighting of interest by this one.

    I also comment on [​IMG]

    Because, wut. Plus, he still hasn't blocked me. [Even now!]

    We then find out AW SHEET WE WUZ ALL REPORTAD (Not like I give a fuck about that considering out of both sides they were definitely being way more offensive than us, lol... Well besides LOV3-M3-C4NC3ROUSLY spamming longseet's page with 'Lol you faggot' or whatever he said. o: LOL But whatever.)

    Wat. Asskisser much.

    It's not like they're not being told their reactions are ridiculous and just making things worse for them, but lol they don't care.

    This chick shows up, and looking at her page she seems to be a 'niece' (probably only in dA family, or a sockpuppet account) of the aforementioned white knight.

    Then we get this wonderful comment on my page where they say my art sucks and other things, without even noticing the irony in the emote they used!

    Now, pay attention. She says it /isn't/ okay to pick on people for not being able to draw, but then... she tells my (not autistic) friend " I hope you ROT IN FIREY HELL AND BE STABBED CONSTINTLY, YOU GOTTA FUCKING HAVE AUTISM, oh wait i forgot..you dont have autism, your retarded hope you rot in HELL BITCH"

    I mean if it's not ok to pick on people for drawing how can she find it ok too make autism = retarded = an insult? ( Though it's not like it really has any standing on my own morals, I just think as THE GOOD GUY FIGHTIN DA TWOLLS they should maybe brush up on their mannerisms themselves. :'D )

    Cars packets and flags:

    Found a picture of longseet/YOUR A RUDE GRIL STOP IT NOW

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    hahaha america

    His girlfriend gets involved:

    Also, still going strong on the longseet shit.

    http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16484724/2154714965

    "well i hope all your dreams come true either you cowardly troll hoe bitch"

    I wonder if the whale[?] in her avatar is a representation of her self image [ or at least what everyone else sees, thus an apt label.]

    She blocked me. c:

    A fanclub?


    "I found a link to this one while lurking on the longseet's gf dA page:

    http://longseet-fans.deviantart.com/

    Yes... he apparently has a fanclub. : P"

    His girlfriend BREAKS UP (for an hour):

    NOT HIS GF ANYMORE LOL

    Observe my two replies to http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16484724/2157601225
    "I SHOULD HAVE KNOW BETTER THAN TO HAVE TRUSTED A CHEATER LIKE YOU. YOU THREW ME AWAY YOU SNAPPED MY HEART YOU CHOSE THIS NOT ME! WELL I HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND CUZ APPARENTLY I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! APPARENTLY SHE'S EVERYTHING I'LL NEVER BE YOU STUPID CHEATER!"
    - His ex, http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16484724/2157625185
    "plesae meety me in tiny chat"
    - His reply. LOL

    hahaha 16 year olds dating 20 year olds on the internet

    hahaha

    Well according to this comment thread longseet 'fixed it' with his girlfriend

    baww

    also

    http://longseet.deviantart.com/journal/lost-my-my-friend-254178540

    "why my friends block me i did not do anythang wong im going to take my da off good bye"

    Considering he hasn't blocked me yet, I aim to milk this.

    http://comments.deviantart.com/5/43451937/2157475203

    ~hayleestar1 4 hours ago
    dont leave me i will kill my self if u leave jk i wony kill my self but please dont leave me

    --
    Sweetheart1

    Back together again now with 50% more German car prince:


    http://comments.deviantart.com/1/254282460/2157883620

    *longseet 38 minutes ago max bows down

    ~TigerPrincessKaitlyn 33 minutes ago [​IMG]

    *longseet 32 minutes ago max i im a good car now

    ~TigerPrincessKaitlyn 29 minutes ago yes my german prince

    *longseet 25 minutes ago max lil be a good car i presone

    I have no idea what's going on HOW DO CARS BEND DOWN???

    Also, I can't tell if the last word is supposed to be promise or presume.

    Ohi dA chatroom:


    I got him in a chat omg

    http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/carsrp

    it was a wise guess but omg lol

    <longseet> http://tinychat.com/longseet

    YES

    GOT IT

    Lol none of them can even ban us omg

    <longseet>acer im crying now

    [​IMG]
    LONGSEET POINTED A GUN AT HIS WEBCAM TO THREATEN ME

    [​IMG]
    (Sorry dropbox is being a cunt I replaced the image with the one from tumblr fuck it all)

    The Audio from the chat which has come out terribly shitty because csi miami + keeping it quiet at 3am + avoiding questions from parents means it's really quiet :U plus my nak nak nak nak typing lol [if this 404s just wait a few minutes, it's still uploading]

    the text log of all we said on there, but it's mostly just relevant to the video and what they were saying

    the log from the dA chatroom, contains longseet saying things and crying

    Also kzilla2000 = LOV3-M3-C4NC3ROUSLY, bluhbluh = me/Adora-Bloodthirsty/Myopicprince (not even my account lmfao), dothewindything=DJ--Vixxen, fluffynuggets = xMotorboardEnflamerx/MistahSquisheh, xgallowscalibratorx is someone who hasn't done any of the trolling on dA so yeah

    also

    http://comet72.deviantart.com/journal/If-You-Wonder-Why-Longseet-is-Blocked-254252604

    :'D
    Poll failure:

    I try to cap the best things

    I'll also point out tigerprincesskaitlyn or whatever her name is on the left was constantly flipping the bird at us and telling us to kiss her white ass

    She also said something virtually the same as http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16484724/2156364958 to us from what I could hear

    http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16484724/2158134013

    HELLO MORE DRAMU

    ***EDIT

    [​IMG]

    [04:49:19] i am the heir. it is me.: LOL GUYS
    [04:49:24] i am the heir. it is me.: LONGSHIT DID SOMETHING ELSE
    [04:49:24] i am the heir. it is me.: http://longseet.deviantart.com/journal/poll/2230830/
    [04:50:55] HATE PLAYA: bro
    [04:50:59] HATE PLAYA: 69 of those 74
    [04:51:01] HATE PLAYA: are /me/
    [04:51:47] i am the heir. it is me.: LOL
    [04:52:02] i am the heir. it is me.: OMG
    [04:52:03] i am the heir. it is me.: DUDE
    [04:52:06] i am the heir. it is me.: HE DELETED THE POLL
    [04:52:08] HATE PLAYA: i told you i was bus-
    [04:52:10] i am the heir. it is me.: RAGEQUIT MUCH?

    RAGEQUIT BAWWLETION AFTER COMMENT POINTS OUT TRUTH

    ***EDIT 2

    http://comet72.deviantart.com/journal/Trolls-DX-254310585

    http://comments.deviantart.com/5/43472980/2158184688

    TROLLS ARE SO DANGEROUS

    * EDIT 3 fgjruturjlykrlkykl

    http://comments.deviantart.com/5/43472980/2158230180

    :'D

    I hope they add me, it's not fair I'm only blocked on my unwitting friend's account.

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    http://tigerprincesskaitlyn.deviantart.com/journal/help-friends-254309872#comments

    http://comments.deviantart.com/5/43472843/2158158768

    ~Meerkatgirl1342 1 hour ago who??

    ~TigerPrincessKaitlyn 1 hour ago lesbians

    every troll is now a lesbian

    She did actually yell at us on tinychat about how [seeing that dothewindything, fluffynuggets and I are all ttly teh gayz, while xgcx isn't but she assumed so] we're all [ 'y'all are' ] lesbians and we were going to go to hell and god would smite us and stuff lol. Just proves whatever education system she's in has incredibly low standards. ( Or the whole system has the same ideals, lmao. )

    *** EDIT:

    http://www.furaffinity.net/user/longseet/ hello there

    http://www.furaffinity.net/user/princesskushina-kat/ and his girlfriend.

    The best thing, Jesusfags who think cars have dicks.

    http://tigerprincesskaitlyn.deviant...254234623?q=gallery:tigerprincesskaitlyn&qo=1

    "My eyes red and swollen from the reopened wound in my fragile heart. i tell myself i will never love again as i lay here crying out my hatred twards him.i should have never trusted him. i should have never loved him. i should have let him perished in his own sadness. are you happy now. you broke my heart, you left me to die, you tore me up, you threw me away, you lied. was those words "i love you" all lies. were you too blind to see how much i loved you. i gave you every part of me and you abused it. well have fun with your new girlfriend. i whish you many happy years together in your new life."

    WE WHISH YOU A MERRY PERISHED
    WE WHISH YOU A MERRY PERISHED
    AND A HAPPY NEW LIFE

    > Wound in the heart makes eyes sore.

    http://comments.deviantart.com/4/17593089/2156943967

    hahaha cry over the internet + be 20 years old + IMMA POINT MAH GUN AT YOO SILLY TWOLL I AM A BIG MAN

    it just

    they dont even

    ahhaha

    I don't think being blocked on the internet due to a concerned parent ( to quote from http://comet72.deviantart.com/journal/If-You-Wonder-Why-Longseet-is-Blocked-254252604 - "This is Comet's mom........I monitor my dd's internet activities, and I did not feel she should have such a personal relationship with a male cyber friend at this time. " Gotta wonder about the choice of words there. Cyber friend? :'D ) is really a 'life problem' per se, nor is being dumped over the internet when you are a minor by someone who is 20 years old...

    But they sure do make them seem like whoa huge life changing problems. Probably due to their whole life revolving around the internet.

    Also, if the toy cars from http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/161/3/c/rock_on_friends_by_longseet-d3ijf8h.jpg had been present in the webcam image I capped of the gun wielding idiocy, it would have been more than perfect. :'D

    ( Judging by the position of those flags... They'd be just to the left of it. :'D )

    KISS ME YOU SEXY FERRARL:
    [​IMG]

    http://longseet.deviantart.com/art/his-fantasy-199429968

    hkjdtjhjkrjtkermktlkeslg;shltsyiio
    there are no words, only keyboard smashes, to describe how amused i am what the fuck omg

    Uhh he didn't cheat on me because he wasn't Jeff??:
    EDIT:

    Also, what the fuck is going on here

    "well travis forgot to tell me he wasn't jeff anymore so i got defensive cuz i thought he cheated on me but he didn't"

    wha
    what.

    LESBIANS FROM BRITAIN:


    Speaking of tears, Longseet's girlfriend has outlined what set of people corresponds with her 'lesbian'-hater category:

    > > > http://comments.deviantart.com/5/43472843/2158769002

    http://comments.deviantart.com/4/9330806/2158267615
    I'm beginning to enjoy her stupid shit more than his.

    http://comments.deviantart.com/4/9330806/2159132927

    OMG they will have sexy times ewewewewew




    [3:48] lilyellowmazda: listen your threats about hacking people are against the law and im gonna haft to go to th
    [3:48] lilyellowmazda: police
    [3:48] guest-9745 entered the room
    [3:48] guest-9745 changed nickname to niggers
    [3:49] cheetopaw: tigre please get longseet 2 talk sense into dis posser
    [3:49] cheetopaw: i think it wuld intomadate him 2 see the real deal
    [3:49] max: what posser
    [3:49] cheetopaw: get what im sayin
    [3:49] lilyellowmazda: this person ain't longseet i know when people are lying
    [3:49] niggers: LOL YOU GUYS TYPE LIKE RETARD
    [3:49] niggers: S
    [3:49] niggers: OMG
    [3:49] niggers: LOL
    [3:49] niggers: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
    [3:49] tsumixrum: shup rasit!
    [3:49] lilyellowmazda: im going to the police and telling
    [3:49] niggers: OOOH UR TELLIN ON ME FOR SAYING NIGGEERRR
    [3:49] max: shush
    [3:50] lilyellowmazda: i have the phone right beside me. \
    [3:50] max: be gd this is not a arguemnt
    [3:50] lilyellowmazda: cyberbullying is a federal crime


    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/33535562/longseet/ACCIDENTALLYPENDULUM.mp3

    then the next part of the call i have sexting playing while she shines a light at her computer or something

    sweet jesus​
    Chat shit again:
    05:39:46 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> im here to make friends and get away from the stress of real life and to just have fun..

    05:40:14 AM <francescobernoulli> ... same here

    05:40:19 AM <francescobernoulli> and now this brings stress to me

    05:40:52 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> all i wanted...is to just...relax...

    05:41:06 AM <francescobernoulli> ...

    05:41:37 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> and now stalkers...have to bother us...just innocent rpers like ourselves...

    05:41:48 AM <francescobernoulli> .....

    05:42:22 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> im gonna ask kindly...if you have to do with the hackers...and trolls...im asking kindly to get out...

    05:42:39 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> because im tired of my friends...having to run...

    05:42:55 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> because of someone barging in and being racist...

    05:43:05 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> and exstremly RUDE

    05:44:30 AM <EclipseFrilly51vs95> i might..be a southern....i might be a redneck...but i still have more common sense than them trolls. being a rude person does not make you any better...than anyone else...​
    GUNS OVER THE INTERNET V2:

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  2. rst8

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    any more tinychat links?
     
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    Someone needs to goatse them
     
  5. rst8

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    ill do it if i can get back to them,but for now im banned
     
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    use another browser, another name
     
  7. rst8

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    is it IP banned or cookie/name banned?
     
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    If you guys are still at it once I get tired of putting shitty fetish art on ED I'll see if I can't stop by
     
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    finally edited my first post, audio files to come later
     
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    PMing a troll using the name of your boyfriend

    CLASSIC EPIC FAIL
     
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    They are back on longseet, if anyone cares.
     
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    spamming gore commence
     
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    banned
     
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    im banned from broadcasting on tinychat now ;_;
     
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    this thread needs moar desu.................desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
     
  19. Emolicious

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    > I call my brother a baka all the time

    omg wtf lol
     
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    So they actually exist offline
    Wow
     
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    lmao I'm uploading the audio
     
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    She has the fashion sense of a car salesman

    OH WAIT

    She is a car.
     
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    Be nice to them, and make the girlfriend jelly of me. :cool:
     
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    wheres her tits?
    sure this isn't a guy?
     
  27. rst8

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    can you talk them into unbanning me?
    please?
     
  28. Mezzo

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    They ended up going to sleep, so I'd have to weasel that in some other time.

    Some things I've learned:
    Longseet is 20, lives with his parents. He was in Special Education during the course of high school, and graduated last in his class. This would explain his bad spelling. Also a closet brony.
    Kaitlyn is extremely protective and clingy of him, so much so that she depends on relationships to make her happy. Being that I am 20 and live "closer" to Longseet, she thinks I'm going to take him away. She refused to leave the chat first because she was afraid that Longseet would talk to other girls besides her.

    Huhu.
     
  29. rst8

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    ill have to hack up a new IP anyway im banned from tinychat
     
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    damnit, why am i always late for this shit?