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  1. Helix

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    Every good stoner is equipped with one. It's like, land surfing, man.
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    My board is a sector 9 bamboo series, same deck as this, but different trucks, wheels, and graphic. Sector 9 is the holy grail of longboards, and having a bamboo one is just fucking cool. I can't tell you guys how many joints I've rolled on its surface.

    So, have you select few who are coordinated enough to get on a board with wheels jumped on the longboard wagon yet? Please share.
     
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    I longboard . That shit is addictive.
     
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    I don't think I've met a single person who longboards who didn't like it in the ass.
     
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    I've never met a single person that longboards who isn't a huge stoner. If you find your long boarders at gay bars and s&m clubs, then of course they're going to be gay, PerpA.
     
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    just in general, you see a few around campus, most are laughed at though.
     
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    I have this one with different trucks ,and wheels. I put Lucky risers from my skateboard on them for tighter turning.
     
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    Not quite, longboards are designed for cruising and speed, and they are far too heavy to do any tricks with.
     
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    You just got a bad demographic . In my town everyone who dropped out/got kicked out of high school ended up doing piles of drugs ,and currently owns a coffee shop rides a longboard.
     
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    I'm using gullwings, they're very stable and yet easy to turn deep, but you get the wobbles if you go too fast.
     
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    Meh I suppose you will get that with any kind of riser though.
     
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    Yeah, I suppose so. The gullwings have spoiled me a little actually, I tried riding my friend's shitty 40$ longboard and the trucks were so stiff I could barely get around street corners. Wtf are you supposed to do when the board is too heavy to turn by stepping on the tail, lifting the front wheels, and pivoting?
     
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    LOL I dont know. How does your friend deal. They sell longboards @ Walmart now?
     
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    He is pretty bad at it, and yeah he got it at sports authority or something.
     
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    That is the problem. I was shopping the fishing section at DICK'S sports the other day ,and they were carrying name brand skateboards (Birdhouse , world industries ) I took one for a spin on their little track. The wheels were so stiff .(They dont carry long boards yet. ) My birdhouse rode well out of the box . "Sports authorities" know shit about sports. they just carry sporty looking things. Though they do have nice fishing rigs.
     
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    Yeah, if there's one thing you wanna dish out some cash on, its the trucks. My board was almost 180 just cuz of the trucks and wheels, and I'm not sorry I paid for it.
     
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    I got mine because I did a contract for a shop ,and they didnt have enough money on hand . So I asked them if they had something of equal monetary worth,and they handed me that.( I do general contracting , mostly Land scapeing,and boiler work) I was more willing to work with them because they were a new shop ,and Just a side job that I did after work one day. Plus they basically paid for 2 weeks worth of gas ,2 dime bags, munchies ,and gave me something for recreational use.
     
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    longboards suck.
     
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    You are just mad because my board is bigger than yours.
     
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    skateboards have been an expression of homosexuality for years.
     
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    Yep just mad because he has short wood.
     
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    Lol, so naive, thinking my penis isn't longer than yours. you ride a long board. Compensating much? Or just making a metaphor out of what you do on saturday?
     
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    The second option . Murrrrrrrrrr.
    Actually its a Sunday that I "Ride the long board".....if you know what I am saying
     
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    I don't think your homosexuality is anything to be proud of.
     
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    longboards are like wheelchairs in that they have wheels enable the disabled.

    yes, having a tiny penis is a disability
     
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    Not really. It doesnt slow you down in any way. Thus you arent disabled .
    Well ok it may be a disability if you are looking to have children .
     
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    lol tiny penis
    or a non-microscopic penis
     
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    Guuuuuuuuuuilty.
     
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    Gotta love a toy with a dual purpose.