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    Fuck Rick and Morty. It's even worse because of Dobson being a fan.

    Like, isn't Rick a nihilist? If so, then it's not like he should try to remove gender from forms, he wouldn't even care that it's even an issue to begin with. "It doesn't make sense!" is a stupid reason. If you think about it, NOTHING make "sense". Nothing is to be understood because it doesn't exist to be "understood".
     
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    Geez, is whatever Dobson likes gonna become cancerous or already is?
     
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    Personally, anyone who tells people what they identify as are actually just asking what they want to be addressed as. You can't identify yourself, that isn't how identification works, but if your identity involves something else then sure, that can be taken into account. Identification involves scientific observation so making up your own criteria is not a form of identification, it's a form of entitlement to being addressed by a self-defined label
    and to be frank it kind of relies on gender norms in the first place in terms of personal identification of superficial features, or has to acknowledge the fundamental difference between men and women that would necessitate separation of them as thoughtforms. But of course, that's offensive to insinuate.
     
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    What's with SJWs using an OOC cartoon character as a mouth piece?
    Hasn't Rick expressed plenty of non-PC and sexist thoughts throughout the show?
    I have nothing against raising kids "gender neutrally" (when it's just allowing kids to choose what to play and wear rather than forcing boys to play princesses and wear dresses) but kids should never self determine their gender. Most people experience a phase in their childhood when they feel like they're the other gender (generally because at some point their own body feels gross or unfamiliar to them) but it's a significantly small minority which'll keep experiencing those feelings, and not even all of those are trans and might have other identity/body image issues.
    When you reinforce a phase, it's harder to get out of it. And it'll be harder to notice if it's because of some other medical or mental issue, and the later you notice it, the harder it is to fix.

    Also your biological gender needs to be recognized so you can get appropriate medical treatments without any nurse or doctor or specialist having to check your junk every time you get different kind of treatment or some medications or when they're trying to give you a diagnosis. Because a shit ton of health related stuff is affected by your biological gender.
     
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    He's closer to an absurdist.
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    fuck how am i supposed to read all this
     
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    Get some popcorn, a couple of barf bags, and simply read non-stop. It's one hell of a reading.
     
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    You also need to give up your life if you want to read through this whole thread.
     
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    23032909_10155208410763737_7698831780098265848_n.

    Perfect template for a Preston edit~
     
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    Not only it would work as it is, but you could also change anime to any group he's burned bridges with (like some fandoms and inflation fetish community).
     
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    The tweet:


    To be fair the girl had to go out and get the candy door to door on her own instead of sitting inside on her ass. Of course that flew over Dob's head.
     
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    Don't see a problem here, Dobby.
     
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    I think Dobson took "the kid who sat at home" as a personal insult.
     
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    Wow, Chris Chan is better than Dobson. You really must suck at life if fucking Chris Chan has it better than you.
     
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    Legends of the Internet podcast is having a poll to figure subject for their 3rd season; Filthy Frank or Dobson.
    Here's the poll and here's the video about it.
     
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    Gaslighting: manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

    If having someone listen to both sides of the story makes you question your sanity, then you have worse problems than just being offended.
     
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argument, mortalsword <3 schnookums, mortalsword = nambla, mortalsword confirmed for butt ravaged, mortalsword fails at hiding butthurt, mortalsword has no penis, mortalsword is a butthurt asspie, mortalsword jerks off to oddguy, mortalsword likes to jack off to bestiality, mortalsword should kill himself, mortalsword was molested by his uncle, mortalsword y u so mad?, oh hey are we doing tag spam now, lemme get a piece of that action, god that motherfucker, fucking mortalsword, I swear to god, what the fuck?, what a cheesenigger, god what a stupid fucking punk, dude has, fucking, like, Twilight Sparkle tattoos like, all over his arm, shit isn't even the right color, everyone knows it's like, pink and purple, next he's gonna get like, a fucking TomPreston tattoo with, a fucking bowler hat, what the shit is that?, yeah, that'll go great with your bunu mask, you homo, dude has like, a fucking lot of nerve, I heard he didn't even get, his driver's license, cause he punched some old lady, at the MVA, he was like, cutting in line, and she's all like, You can't do that!, and he's like POW, take that, bitch!, Next I'll stuff my dick in your mouth, speaking of which, you know how they're always, talking about, taking candy from a baby?, fucker took ice cream, out of a kid's hand, fucking pulled down his zipper, and fucking slapped his dick, on the ice cream, He's like, you still wanna lick it now, kid?, god what an asshole, he's the kinda guy, who'll fuck your sister, and then, brag about it to you, in front of your mom, when your fucking grandparents are visiting, and he'll go into like, gnarly detail too, and like watch you squirm, cause he's just a fucking bastard, god he's got no fucking manners, I'm driving with him this one time, he's in a school zone, and he's doing like, fucking 80, and I'm like, dude you're going too fast!, and he's like fuck that shit!, and he just like, speeds up and laughs, like some kind of deranged fucking cocksucker, then he hits this crossing guard, and he's all like, yeah that's what you get, for being Mexican!, I'm like dude!, that's fucking weak, and then you'll tell him something, and he'll be like, ACTUALLY, and then he'll correct you, on some fucking stupid minute detail, that nobody gives a cock about anyway, I just wanna fucking slap him, I can't even describe, how fucking terrible this guy is, he's got some kind of serious, sociopathic issues, we're at this like, greasy spoon, and like, some handicapped guy is there, drinking coffee, and he, like he goes to the restroom, right?, so then mortalsword goes, and PISSES IN HIS COFFEE, then the dude comes back, did you pee in my coffee, mortalsword?, and he's like, FUCK YOU, CRIPPLE!, and he goes, he pushes him over, and, I don't know where he gets all this piss, and he pisses on the dude's face, then he gets out his guitar, and he starts like, poking him, with the sharp little, string cutter thing, I'm like, dude, cut it out!, FUCK YOU!, and he like, pisses on me, too, I hope that fucker gets, what's coming to him, and I hope I'm not around, because it's like, it's going to be a fucking meteorite, that's what's coming to him, gonna crater him in the fucking head, not a minute too soon I tell ya man, what a cock, uh, wtf, I guess the moral of the story is, actually I don't know, apparently mortalsword has a bunu mask?, cool story bro, only fags use hashtags, like you

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