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  1. Chrono

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    And this has to do with Dobson by what exactly?
     
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    When I read the name, I just had to think of Dobons mascot. Also fuck this thread.
     
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    Talus is that stupid LOLRANDUMB character from his pirate series.

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    Oh that guy. You clearly can tell I don't read his shitty pirate comic, which may be a good thing actually.
     
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    Read it. It's important to learn. In fact, it's a lesson from the great Sun Tzu: "If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
     
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    Meant to ask you DAtards, how is it nobody has spliced Preston with Pepe yet? Guaranteed lulz.
     
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    I'm bored. I'll do it.

    Got any specific details about what else should be in the picture? Or just have Dobepe be just a user avatar picture?
     
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    lol no no ideas. I just figured as an aspiring SJW he would despise having something iconic crossed with a 'hate symbol'. Also something about the artist (Furie) not liking the use. Just make sure it's nazi pepe.
     
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    Well since you told me to, I will. What do I need to be prepared?
     
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    Aren't ALL Pepes nazis though??
     
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    Yes.

    Keep entertainment at handy for when the very definition of unfunny begins to gnaw at your naive joyous soul.
    Also avoid seeing any hands anything for approximately twenty-five years before you read, so you won't be as shocked by how badly drawn they are, as you'll only have a frail memory of them in your mind.
     
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    It's Ranma but with pirates and is made by a person claiming to hate anime while taking literally all of the tropes 80s-90s anime had.
     
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    He probably 'hates' anime probably because he doesn't want to get reminded of his CattyN past. Yeah, other than that I don't know.
     
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    Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't he blamed anime (in addition to the school he went to to study art) for his failure as an artist? Specifically with his inability to improve (his style) and so forth.

    And Rumiko Takahashi is obviously his biggest influnce, he even draws those stupid chibis and some of his characters are rip offs - I can't decide if he's not even tried getting better or fixing his style, or if he has the strictest comfort zone ever and never tries stepping outside. Probably both but which it is more?
     
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    He most likely blamed anime for his crap art to justify why he was bad at art during that time, when all of his characters developed their own space programs for their eyebrows.

    He was probably one of those people who thought manga artists drew from scratch like that and didn't bother studying actual anatomy and proportions, which fucked him up in the end. Even Dobson's lord and savior Scott McCloud did chapters on anatomy, proportions, emotions on his Making Comics book.
     
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    Funny thing, and I'm sure this' been said before, I've never seen any Scott McCloud influence in dobby's work - just flat out copying him doesn't count, I mean that his comics don't show he's taken to heart nor understood anything McCloud has said.
    I recall dobby recommending his books to newbies but I don't think his books are that good for actual newbies, especially if they're the only books recommended.
    Maybe dobson has really read through his books, several times, but has never learned to understand them because he's never read other books about comics and things related. Does he have a comfort zone when it comes to art books?
     
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    I enjoyed the book and learned a lot about how much work comics go into. When I first read it, I didn't really bother with the chapters on facial expressions and anatomy (again, I can't draw), just read stuff about styles, paneling, etc. Maybe that's what Dobson did, just cherrypick his favorite chapters and didn't even bother with the rest.
     
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    McCloud is a better at breaking comics down and explaining them than he is as an actual comic writer/artist.

    But it's clear Dobson treats McCloud like any other religion: worshiping out of habit, not out of choice. He "follows" McCloud just like most Christians "follow" Jesus.
     
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    One full week and counting is plenty of time for a rudimentary Dob-Pepe, fam.
     
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