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  1. Chrono

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    ...Eureka!

    Seriously, why isn't there a rating for pointing out something that's so damn obvious? This post is not Autism enough, nor worth giving Informative. Although thinking about it, I'd probably get a lot of ratings like that. @uberfukken pls do

    Anyways, on the topic. What do you think will make Dobson grow the fuck up from this depression and dying career phase? I know he probably is stuck with being an arrogant idiot with sick fetishes for all of his life, as that's really who he really is--but honestly I prefer Dobson if he had ambition, even if he was very cocky as fuck.

    I don't really care anymore if he's like in the far-left now, for the wrong reasons. I also don't care if his work was mostly shit, although it's not bad to the untrained artistic eye. I honestly kind of missed when he was actively making shitty comics in the dA days.
     
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    I think Dobson isn't doing anything about his depression because if he gets well he won't have any more excuse to not try. Recovering from his depression means that he'll have to produce art and improve upon them.

    The only person this tactic benefits is Dobson's therapist.
     
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    Well Dobson, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
     
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    Why you fucks still talking about this dude, I thought he faded away because he went crazy and got locked in some institute
     
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    It's a joke but it might be true.

    The symptoms of low testosterone includes;
    hair loss
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    decreased muscle mass
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    Plenty of the symptoms are the same as symptoms to depression, but it can also be the root for mental issues like that.
     
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    Unfortunately not yet for Dobson. But then again, Chris Chan went to prison and he's still well... you know.

    Hmm... Dobson and Chris Chan... They should kiss each other.
     
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    Depression is a chemical imbalance but you're not only limited to drugs to fix it. I've been going to the gym as frequently as I can find time for, and have a prescription of a mild sedative for when I get too obsessive/fixated on something. It doesn't make dark days not happen, but it means it's a lot easier not to dwell on it and make it worse. Working out at all is doing wonders, bit by bit. I'm still overweight but I'm sticking at it and trying to find strategies to help my compulsive eating.

    That's kind of the worst thing with depression. It's conceived as either not real or inescapable, when it is very real but also doesn't have to rule your life. Depression makes laziness easier, but you need to hone motivation to fight that. Everyone slips up, but you can't just trip and stay on the ground.

    I only say this here because you fuckers will actually listen and can use it. Dobson believes he's either heard it all or it won't work, which while being symptoms of depression, doesn't excuse his lack of belief that it can be overcome.
     
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    Severely outdated information, but since no one posted it I will.




    It's the end of an era. Dobson finally deleted his Deviantart account, on 9/11 no less.

    We'll never forget this.
     
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    Yeah, if I were to leave a site I had cared about I'd totally would care about my stats. Jesus.
    I have a hunch he's gonna reactivate that account and use that as a way to get attention again--since that does happen in dA usually.

    Otherwise, congrats to Dobson for burning down his only actual means of recognition!
     
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    My bet will be is he'll try to make a new account under a new name. But that might happen since his shitty lazy artstyle is so recognizable. He'd have to refine it and make a new style from scratch, but that would take a lot of work and god knows he doesn't want to actually do anything hard. Guess he'll be stuck doing Minecraft LPs for the rest of his life.
     
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    Instead of taking criticism and bettering himself, Dobson took them in the ass like a little bitch and ran away to tumblr, then twitter, making less than 50 dollars a month on Patreon.

    "And you only have yourself to blame!" - Ken Ashcorp (Sins of a Complacent Artist)
     
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    "Any rando", huh. You don't need to be a cook to tell if something tastes like shit, and so on and so forth.

    I know he means what he is saying but it really comes off as him disliking his fans more than anything.
    How he treated/treats his (past) fans was always very dismissive so maybe he's come to partially blame them of his failures.
     
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    It's really kind of sad he still just doesn't get it after all of these years. And even he does realize it, I don't expect much change.

    However, I do believe to understand him how he really feels about being criticized, he really doesn't want other people to dictate/limit his ideas and style, or change the things he loved about his ideas to something else that lacks his appeal. It might be crap to you, but Dobson probably liked it personally. I know other people has that feeling, but Dobson really denies criticism it in the worst way. Kind of ironic now, that he hypocritically dictates others on how things should be depicted for SJW-y reasons.
     
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    Not immediately, no. But views and stats are methods by which to figure out how to market yourself and what to create to expand those statistics and how to take advantage of it. The demand curve is only meaningful if you're willing to supply.

    And you got invited to an overseas convention with several other creatives because of your SYAC stuff, that sounds like a modicum of success, you just failed to roll with it and platform into greater success.
     
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    What's more telling is that he failed to mingle and create connections with any of the people he went to the con with. So bad he was excluded from (most) comics made about the time he spent with them.
    He's had so many possibilities to create great and not so great connections but he's failed to make any.

    He'd be levels more successful if he'd stuck with the inflation fetish art.
    Hell, he might be able to make a living with it via patreon if he had kept to that road and been loyal to the niche.
     
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    Oh baby, baby
     
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    Thanks for reminding me to look at Dob's twitter DNJACK



    Oh my fucking god.

    Congress was formed in 1789. The revolutionary war ended in 1783. They didn't even exist at the time you dumb fuck.
     
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