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    Chris has shown signs of change though. Dobson hasn't.
     
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    Changing his dick into a fake pussy maybe but his unwavering refusal to break out of his autism prison is a universal constant, like gravity.
     
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    He doesn't hate gays anymore, and he's learned how to ignore trolls... mostly.
     
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    Why are you defending that retarded fuck?
     
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    Time for another episode of Dobbo has no life





     
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    So...look up how other Minecraft YTers have created timelocked situations. See if there are any if;then items, or make an intricate conveyor belt with walls all around it that takes 20 minutes to process, that can only be accessed if the egg has already hatched and the chick is moving around. Consider all the working parts of your problem and then consider what you have to work with. Basic critical thinking.

    Actually, move back to step one: why? What purpose do cooked chickens serve in the game? Is this exercise just for fun, to build confidence in completion, what?
     
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    Cooked chickens fill your hunger meter more then raw does, and it removes the RNG factor of possibly getting food poisoning. Back then when there was no hunger bar and food was used as health packs, cooked food fully restored your health over raw food. It's autistic I know, but that's what it is.

    What baffles me is how many people keep trying to make the process of cooking food in game even more autistic. Food cooks really fast in a regular furance, so there's no need.
     
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    >baby chicken

    the word you're looking for is "chick," or is that too misogynistic for you, Mister Andrew "I named a place in my fictional world after Anita Sarkeesian" Dobson?
     
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    Cleaning up my DA and taking these Tom Preston posters out, but I'm dropping the files off in here for ED use. (Can't remember if I uploaded them in full when I first made them, so they may be redundant.)
     
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    That reminds me, how much of a fanbase does he even have left? We know he peaked during Fresh Epics and Brentalfloss but how much of a Flowers for Algernon-tier loss is he at right now?
     
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    Currently he has 22 supporters on Patreon. It doesn't even list how much he gets per month, but he also doesn't give any more rewards for people who pledge more than $1/month so it's highly unlikely he's getting more than fifty bucks a month. You could film yourself wiping your ass on Youtube and get more supporters than he does. Other MCAD alumni work at Dreamworks or Disney, or have successful independent careers while Dobson plays Minecraft badly and can't make enough art to feed his McDonald's habit.
     
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    22 supporters, but how many you reckon are actually supporters and not just us or kiwis?
     
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    Hey, we all make mistakes.



    Yeah, and that same President was also a massive Israel goy who destabilized the Middle East even more, ruined any US ties with Iran, failed to rescue the hostages, and many other liberal fuck ups that lead to Reagan's landslide victory.
     
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    Yeah and without men, Star Trek wouldn't even have been made in the first place.

    Wow, it's like men and women can work together to create and sustain something that's great and appreciated by many people and don't have to lord each other over what their genitals are
     
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    Uh oh...
     
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    He's never going to do it.
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    says the 'man' who doesn't even try to do anything to fix his own 'depression' and instead bitches nonstop which TOTALLY doesn't ruin his ability to talk about shit
     
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    Do it, faggot.
     
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