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    Well Dobson, maybe the reason people refer you by your last name is because...oh I don't know...YOUR LAST NAME IS YOUR TWITTER HANDLE.

    If you used @TomPrestonComics or hell, @SYAC as your Twitter handle no one would be batting an eye. But you use your last name, so OF COURSE PEOPLE WILL REFER TO YOU BY YOUR LAST NAME! IT'S THE FIRST THING THEY SEE, AND THEY ASSUME THAT'S WHAT YOU GO BY!
     
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    That begs the question as to why he uses Tom Preston as his handle.
     
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    Dobson now seems to just retweeting other art which is much/somewhat/marginally better than his.
     
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    Andrew get a job



    You're not gonna get a job are you?



    Okay then
     
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