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  1. Call me Tim

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    I am Groyper Supreme

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  3. oddguy

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    starting soon
     
  4. Maxwell Smart

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    I guess everyone moved to the kiwis?

    Anyway:

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    Also confirmation he doesn't have a job.
     
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    Confirmation that even he considers himself to be a shit artist.
     
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    Watching Alt-right cannibalize itself over Drumpf singing in the same tune as Shillary is much more entertaining at the moment than rummaging through Dobson's bickering. :derp:

    1491707916241.
     
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  7. fleacollerindustry

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    lol typical redditfags

    > 4chan does something ironically
    > redditfags take it seriously, elevate 4chan threads to God-tier
    > 4chanfags stop playing the game, laugh at everyone who thought they were being serious
    > redditfags disappointed that their golden bull was just spray painted gold

    Its like seeing those "Flat Earth Society" folks.... 4chanfags are the ones who create FESs for fun while redditfags join them thinking they were serious and never catching on that it's all just a giant joke.

    /pol/ didn't jump off the Trump Train, they were never on it to begin with.
     
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    Ah yes, reddit. That site that wants to be like 4chan, but is not 4chan.

    That should be it's slogan.
     
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    So? They're both technically right so I don't see the problem.
     
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    Furthermore, it's not like people would buy both books just for tips on a fairly obscure NES game.
     
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    Are you really that stupid or just pretending
     
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    Keep guessing. You might be getting warmer!
     
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    "4chan UI and comment system is too difficult and stupid. It's not as accessible and not user-friendly at all." 50 points 5 hours ago
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    How long can you beat a dead horse until it doesn't even look like a horse anymore?
     
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    So far about 6 years.
     
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    I do wonder though if he's still going to keep it up with doing it again for the next decade or perhaps decides to sense up by calling it quits or starts doing it right--after realizing what he has done.

    Well, I guess the first two options are more likely, really though.
     
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    Lady Liberty looks more androgynous than pre-implant Alex ze Pirate and apparently her fist is as sharp as a million-times folded katana seeing how it just cuts and draws blood at Trump's neck
    The straw hat doesn't even fit Trump's head and it looks like he just copypasted it from a different drawing he did earlier
    Obama looks like a depiction of a black person back when Social Darwinism was a thing
     
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    damn nearly half a month since dobson last did it again

    hes slippin
     
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    Maybe he's doing something productive, like volunteering, or losing weight... Or maybe his parents stopped his monthly tug boat and he had to cancel his internet plan for a while... Or maybe he's on a different social media site.
     
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crossing guard, and he's all like, yeah that's what you get, for being Mexican!, I'm like dude!, that's fucking weak, and then you'll tell him something, and he'll be like, ACTUALLY, and then he'll correct you, on some fucking stupid minute detail, that nobody gives a cock about anyway, I just wanna fucking slap him, I can't even describe, how fucking terrible this guy is, he's got some kind of serious, sociopathic issues, we're at this like, greasy spoon, and like, some handicapped guy is there, drinking coffee, and he, like he goes to the restroom, right?, so then mortalsword goes, and PISSES IN HIS COFFEE, then the dude comes back, did you pee in my coffee, mortalsword?, and he's like, FUCK YOU, CRIPPLE!, and he goes, he pushes him over, and, I don't know where he gets all this piss, and he pisses on the dude's face, then he gets out his guitar, and he starts like, poking him, with the sharp little, string cutter thing, I'm like, dude, cut it out!, FUCK YOU!, and he like, pisses on me, too, I hope that fucker gets, what's coming to him, and I hope I'm not around, because it's like, it's going to be a fucking meteorite, that's what's coming to him, gonna crater him in the fucking head, not a minute too soon I tell ya man, what a cock, uh, wtf, I guess the moral of the story is, actually I don't know, apparently mortalsword has a bunu mask?, cool story bro, only fags use hashtags, like you

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