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  1. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    It's not like he has anything better to do, like get better at art.
     
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    Because not everyone wants to buy a fucking broken $600 console to play video games you twat.



    Dobson is such a Nintendard, and again, imho putting games out on steam is way better than going than doing so on a broken ass $600 video game console.
     
  3. Maria M

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    It would be hilarious if capcom did it specifically to piss off dobson :D
     
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    For a socialist, Dobson is one hell of an elitist when it comes to rubbing overpriced and overhyped chunks of electronics in the face of anyone who would rather take the third option.
     
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    He's not a socialist, he just thinks he is.
     
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    Uh like gee I don't know Dobson, doesn't Nintendo have their own emulation system for the Wii and Wii U? There's also copyright stuff too you know.

    It's also still like too early to have virtual console games available for the Switch. Otherwise, it's kind of pointless to release rom-in-emulator games for a console that has an official emulator.
     
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    Why does Dosbson even care? It's not like he can even afford a Switch and the Wii U is pretty much unsupported at this point.
     
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    Well, think of it from capcoms perspective blue balled bear. A vast majority of people have PS4s, Xboxs, and PCs. I would make sense to release popular classics on popular consoles. Not the wii u fail and risk a switch. From a monetary perspective.
     
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    The irony is capcom has recently been cleaning its act up when it comes to screwing over players
    Not to mention, Monster Hunter, arguably capcoms best current franchise, is Nintendo exclusive
     
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    I'm actually excited for doubleX
     
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    New comic from Dobson.

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    Meh. Another joke that can be interchangable with any other game
     
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    So pretty much your typical Dobson comic humor?
     
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    Might've done the same concept in one panel, showing the inside of the stables with ordinary horses wigged out by the ridiculous other horses, including the Gerudo warhorse.
     
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    "OH GOOD LORD! That's not a HORSE!!"

    Great dialogue, Dobbo.
     
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    Jesus fuck, I've seen teenagers draw better than that. How old is Dobson? 34? 35?
     
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    I'm kind of okay with this comic; it's definitely one I can relate to. One thing I'd change though is that I would include the stal horse mount aka this thing:
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    For the mounts in the comic all the guy says is that they aren't horses so they can't be registered. With this thing they get legitimately terrified and and scared that it would eat the other horses.
     
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