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  1. SteelPlatedHeart

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    He's mad it got linked here.






    Also that Moppet video was an old one he had on his Patreon a while back.
     
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  2. Chrono

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    Also I just noticed... holy shit he changed his icon!
     
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    lol dobson

    >> "I don't think there's any way for me to repair the damage that's been done to my "reputation" online at this point..."

    I can think of at least three ways you can fix your online reputation:

    1) Get off the internet for a while. Like, seriously, take a break. Chill out.
    2) Do some actual back-breaking work, where you break a sweat. Work for the local power company and dig ditches. Help build a house. Something.
    3) Stop trying to appeal to marginalized groups of people; we can see right through your shit, it's patronizing and unwanted. Instead, focus on Andrew Dobson. Accept him for who he is.

    Start with that, then we can talk some more.

    And yeah, that Moppet video is old.
     
  4. Chrono

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    Telling people to get off the internet is like telling people to stop breathing.
     
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    I see no problems.
     
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    Why doesn't he try to own it and capitalize on it? No joke, if he intentionally started doing things to piss us off at the expense of us needing to visit his site and give him ad revenue? I'd fucking sign up. He'd be intentionally providing a form of entertainment. What he needs is less sites that say "don't look at him" and more that say "look what he's done now", which...fuck, the title of this thread much?
     
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    Seriously, people can take a break. And I don't mean like cold turkey, you can still check the news, email, etc. But like, social media? Just stop for now. Create a gap between who you are now and who you want to be.
     
  8. Chrono

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    Yeah, that's true, but I didn't mean in that large of a scale though. More towards those who use social media for a little too long without doing anything productive in your life. I mean yes, I'm online for most of the day, but I try to do something more than whining about shit on Twitter.

    Though, I suppose my point still stands--maybe more of specifics. Strictly speaking, if you are someone like Dobson who does nothing but tweets. These people probably can't survive without internet, as they're that obsessed to it in an unhealthy level.
     
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    That didn't work, remember?

    He dropped off the net for a week or so after Trump's inauguration and came back substantially angrier and more condescending, Moviebob-style.
     
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    Having the game, I know what he's talking about, and it's nothing like he has
    100 years prior to the game, before you and Zelda were placed in weird magic stasises, you and Zelda lead an attack on ganon, he had a contingency and turned these guardian statues against Hyrule, essentially bringing the kingdom to its knees and murdering thousands. Zelda blames herself for not leading the attack properly even though the failure was more a result of Ganon not wanting to repeat his mistakes from 10,000 years prior and having 10000 years worth of planning to make sure he didn't.
    It's a unique character arc for the princess, for once she's considered the possibility of Ganon winning, as well as questioned her own usefulness to Link, despite this, she saw her duty to the people of Hyrule and used pretty much all her strength to keep Ganon confined to Hyrule castle while Link was comatose for 100 years after a near fatal injury
     
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    Did he? I don't remember... but maybe I wasn't paying attention.

    But one week isn't enough. I can not use drugs for a week, that doesn't mean anything.
     
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    I think he might actually have some sort of "burn out", mostly if not completely because of (how he uses) internet.
    But because internet is pretty much all that's going for him, he can't take a real break from it nor see how it hinders him.
     
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    Gee, I wonder why...

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    Dobson is at the point where even if its negative, its attention. He feels like on social media, someone will ALWAYS feel pity for him. You bait the 'trolls' then cry 'OMG THEY R SO MEAN 2 ME!'

    Starting to notice that even his 'fans' have backed down / laid off from his antics and ranting as of late.

    People get tired of those who wont (not CANT) help themselves.
     
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    Holy shit that video about Zelda's mental health is projecting so fucking hard. I actually laughed out loud for real when he said (I'm paraphrasing, not watching that shit again), "People with depression often think they are weak but nothing could be further from the truth. People with depression are actually the strongest people ever because they don't give up despite what they have to deal with every day". Just look how strong people with depression are! It's not like they're more likely to kill themselves, or do nothing but stay in bed for days. Man, that's really fierce! If only everyone had depression the world would be a much better place. Dobson, oh sorry, of course I mean ZELDA is so admirable for being a strong independent person with depressionTM who don't need no Link.
     
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    I'm surprised Dobbo and all these SJWs are talking about that and not the entirety of the Gerudo part
    Like, I can't name another game where the player character visibly cringed at
    a tranny's five o'clock shadow because said tranny kept sneaking in to woman only zones
    I only found one butt hurt blog at this scene
     
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    Really? I only ever see people talking about the Gerudo thing. Dobson's the first one to bring up depression from what I've seen. I saw at least three kotaku articles and several blog posts about the Gerudo.
     
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    Honestly, the Gerudo thing is a prime example of something that really bugs me about SJWs. They all want to love anime and Japanese video games, but can't wrap their heads around the fact that Japanese media companies don't give a shit about their identity politics.
    This especially applies with Nintendo games, remember when they put same sex marriage in fire emblem fates, and these same people complained that there weren't ENOUGH gay characters?
    I feel like Dobson, like most people, has taken note that Nintendo is starting to get its groove back... but it's so desperate for validation from the SJW crowd he's trying to ignore how apolitical these series are so that he can find leftist themes. He can't just say "this game is damn good" like most people who play it
     
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    This is the guy that defends Other M and hates any form of criticism.




     
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    The lack of self-awareness and irony is really staggering. I mean sheesh, I wonder if he evens asks himself the questions.

    But chill Dobson, it's just a game. Always funny to see he gets worked up over something that most players would just shrug and keep playing.
     
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