lol stop making threads about onideus

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  1. Linkermann

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    Don't give him attention he doesn't deserve.
     
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    I can't help it, Onideus is such an expert manipulator that's manipulated me into starting threads about him.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    Your best thread so far Link.
     
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    Anytime he types the usual wall of text, just grab some random, long wikipedo article, quote him as having said it, and completely ignore whatever else he says. Lather, rinse, repeat.
     
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  10. Onideus

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    An e-mail I sent Zaiger a couple hours ago...

    "You are destroying backlinks and google image search results."

    *epic face palm*

    WOW you're an idiot! No kiddo, deleting duplicate images doesn't destroy any "backlinks" unless they're HOTLINKING to the server (ie using the server's bandwidth for free). Any links ON the server are clearly shown and so long as every duplicate instance is fixed so that the image to be deleted says, 'No pages link to this file.' then it doesn't have any negative effect.

    And it won't have any affect at all on Google since the DUPLICATE image is ALREADY IN GOOGLE! Hurr de durr! Not that, that's even a good thing since basically it means that Google is directly profiting off of ED's bandwidth. Basically people do image searches with Google and then directly link to the image without ever even ~seeing~ the site or its ads and so forth.

    So essentially you're bitching about a non-existent problem that, even if it ~did~ exist would actually serve to *HELP* you and *HINDER* those that are trying to steal ED's bandwidth.

    *shakes head*

    I think this is a grand testament though to just how completely unqualified you are to be running ED. I mean you don't even have the slightest clue as to how the wiki even works, do you? I think it's good that you're paying so much more attention to the site now though...you should be able to drive it straight into the ground about ten times faster I wager. Don't worry though, the next iteration of ED won't be overrun with slop and "trolls, trolling trolls".

    ...I think I may have made a slight tactical error though...namely in that I might wind up killing Chris. I notice that he's been up for like two days straight now and I think what's happened is that he's worried about the cops showing up so he's basically burning through his ~entire~ meth stash as a means of trying to "get rid of the evidence" so to speak (not realizing that I'm going to wait until he's off his guard before doing it).

    Out of curiosity I decided to look into Australia's lil meth problem and ~apparently~ in the past 2 or 3 years the number of meth related deaths/hospitalizations has basically shot through the roof...so hopefully he won't kill himself with his lil meth bender.

    I very much enjoy how the entire wiki is all about "me", "me", "me" now! I especially like all the edits you've been making to my article, especially all the older stuff you've been dumping and pushing aside in favor of your new vanity edits and attempts to attack people I'm related to because you can't "get back" at me. That's going to lead to some really spectacular "fun" in the long run! :D

    ...well, unless the present iteration of ED winds up toppling over before then. Chris's drug money is only going to last so long and Zaiger has basically burned all the bridges he had with people who otherwise would have donated and all for the sake of "trolls, trolling trolls".

    According to Zaiger the site hasn't received *ANY* donations other than what Chris forked over...which isn't too surprising since Zaiger has pretty well gone out of his way to royally piss off the majority of the ED community in the past two years in favor of self-destructive pyromania (that he himself can't even handle but expects everyone else to be able to).

    BUT, worry not, because a *NEW* mirror of ED is in the works! And it may just wind up being the ~original~ site if things pan out in that direction...well, the original site plus all the stuff that's been added in the past couple years (which is mostly all my stuff and Gray's stuff when you get right down to it).

    By the by, it should be noted that I actually have the direct means to completely wipe the current ED mirror off the face of reality itself at basically any time I want...although to be honest that won't be ~nearly~ as satisfying as simply sitting back and watching you self-destructive little retards fuck it up all on your own.

    Uber might know what I'm talking about, he did partially take notice of it a couple months back. See I did something particularly nasty and did it countless thousands of times over in order to make every edit on the site that I made essentially "self-destructive" you could say. And it's basically impossible to undo at this point (at least not without completely fucking up the entire wiki). ^__^

    See that's the difference between me and you kiddies...I plan ahead. *nods*
     
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  11. Linkermann

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  12. Solution

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    Oh snap, this sounds so familiar! Wait for it... oh yes! You got banned from FurAffinity and registered http://www.fur-affinity.org! Below is a quote:

    Source: http://wtf-fa.livejournal.com/864423.html

    BTW how did your FurAffinity clone work out for you?
     
  14. Cobalt

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    So you will call the cops on @Likeicare, because you have read (ON THE INTERNET) that he takes drugs. Here is the thing: you only have a hunch about this, from THE INTERNET. And since the internet is not serious business, Chris might not even be on drugs. Has that ever occurred to you that he might have a persona on the internet?


    And this makes you different from other people how? Seriously, how many fucking people have their family's dox on there, especially if their parent used to do some stupid shit.

    Who?

    Citation needed

    Lolipedia Dramatica?

    Sure you do.

    Citation needed.



    I thought your blue glasses looked familiar.
     
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  16. Onideus

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    I might give a limited demonstration...although if I'm not careful it could spiral all out of control and topple the entire site over (especially since it's never actually been attempted on a site as big as ED). See me and a few others came up with this ~real~ nasty idea a couple years back for something we call a "Reverse DDoS Attack" or RDDS attack. Basically it involves massively siphoning bandwidth off of a server en masse in order to get them hammered with with an unpayable bill or a complete site shut down. Mmmm, there's also TWO other forms I can likewise use, however that one is the most directed/expedient of the three.
     
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    RDDoS stands for reflected (not reverse) distributed denial of service, you computer illiterate moron.
     
  18. Lurking Schnookums

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    https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Take_down_ED
     
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  21. Solution

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    Hahahahaha.... Your joking right? Either way it's funny.
    "I will jerk off so hard ~your~ dick will bleed for a month! -__-"
     
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    I think we broke onideus lol
     
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    This is so fucking beautiful, really it is.
     
  25. Onideus

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    Hence the reason we use the RDDS acronym instead of RDDoS, dumbass.

    There's actually about a dozen different forms of BOTH attacks at this point, some only postulated, others actually tested.
     
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    watch out guys, looks like onideus will destroy ED. so tell me how butthurt are you after losing your privileges lol
     
  28. Lurking Schnookums

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    Onideus isn't mad, he just wants you to think he is! You've been so fooled!
     
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    A DoS attack so potent that you can't control it, eh? Give me a fucking break. Computers are machines that will faithfully do EXACTLY what you instruct them to do and NOTHING MORE. So either you slept through Comp Sci 101, or you're a shit coder with no programming skills.
     
  30. Onideus

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    I think the more relevant question is how butthurt was Zaiger after I lightly slapped him around in some e-mails? ^__^

    He likes to posture the whole, "don't take anything seriously" and "thick skin" mentality...but the second he's on the receiving end he goes all spastic, throws a tantrum and starts banning/blocking/demoding people simply out of indignant spite and severe sphincter soreness.

    His hypocrisy only adds to the "joke" that he's essentially become here on the forums. That's why I was demoded by the by...I basically told him that he was never around on the site/forum and that he had become like a joke to everyone. Lord of the Flies references, "mom and dad letting the kids run the site", etc, etc.

    And how people tag him on the forums not because they expect him to show up, but rather to show off the fact that he isn't paying attention at all or, when he does, he basically just skims through and fires off an incoherent, generic post that can be twisted all around for flaming and fun. Essentially that he's just being used for idle entertainment and no one takes him seriously anymore.

    He got *REAAAALLY* enraged over that! LOL