lol Sargon of Akkad's baby is dead

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    His wife had a miscarriage

    HAHAHAHA

    the end
     
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    The common theory is it hung itself with it's own umbilical chord to avoid being Sargon's kid.
     
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    Who's Sargon of Akkad?
     
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    When I made this thread I knew someone would post this, probably in the first comment.

    You guys are no fun.

    Why can't we all just enjoy ourselves by laughing at a dead baby?
     
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    #7 oddguy, Nov 9, 2018 at 9:27 AM
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    I wanted to beat Lic to it. Also, are we sure it was his?
     
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    well, his wife's boyfriend's probably.
     
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    Another kill for the globalists... They're growing in power.
     
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    Huh maybe his history as a wife beater finally pays back for him...
     
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    #15 Lavrentiy Beria (Jr), Nov 10, 2018 at 1:30 AM
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    another late abortion
     

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    Rogan reacting to Sargon having made thirty you tube videos about Anita Keynesian
    Poor wife could never get that kind of attention, even Mike Pence would approve her abortion.
     
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    Actually, when you consider the kind of stress Sargon must put her through, it's becomes increasingly clear how this happened, famous politician's spouses tend to get mentally exhausted by the whole thing, especially ones who campaign. But when your husband is a mental case trying to be a politician who regularly neglects you in order to try to one up people taking a collective shit on him over the internet to protect his fragile ego? Talk about a fucking nightmare
     
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    You know it's not his wife's fault - she's had a perfectly healthy (albeit black) baby before, so it must be Sargon's weak cum. Sargon isn't a man - a real man would have made a baby right the first time. Fucking loser.
     
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    His wife probably felt bad for the baby, so she just saved it from becoming a whale like it's dad
     
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    why is he called sargon
    sorry, i don't know who this jackass is
     
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    he called himself Sargon after the first emperor of Akkadian Empire.
    I think it speaks of itself what kind of person he is
     
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    Why is this information in zeh public speze in the first place?
    reminds me of Brianna Wu's dead dog.
     
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