Lol Internet

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  1. Vyktor

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    Here is my TL;DR BAWW-fest.

    Just looked up one of my favorite pages on ED (The Battlefield Bad Company 2 one). Haven't read it in a few months, figured maybe somebody would have edited it and added some more funny shit. Lo and behold I find my name hastily written somewhere on the bottom, thrown to the side like a cheap whore used and abused before being thrown to the curb. Someone was attempting to use ED to troll me! Oh noes!

    So what is any mild mannered citizen to do?
    I politely edited all the mistakes and then added a segment of my own. Take that internet! You cannot defeat me, I am Soupar trol!

    But in all seriousness, it's near the bottom of the page. I used a strike through for the editing. It doesn't fit with the rest of the text, you can't miss it. My significant addition was in the "clans and players" segment above it. Enjoy the read about how some people fail at starting a flame war.

    (It is delicious. Send me your hate mailz nao pl0x)
     
  2. Ahseyo

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    OP IS A FAGGOT.
     
  3. Vyktor

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    I've missed ED. I'm finally home.

    Side note, I like yoar sig. Moar.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    who are you again?
     
  5. Vyktor

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    I am me. I have been away from my precious...I cheated on ED by getting a life. But now I lost my job like the worthless sack of shit that I am, so now I have more free time to trololo on the interwebz!
     
  6. Bottom Feeder

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    Welcome back you worthless sack of shit.

    Edit: tl;dr nobody cares
     
  7. Vyktor

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    I love you too fellow EDiot. When shall the buttsecks commence?
     
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    Mah bodeh is ready.
     
  9. Vyktor

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    Fuck yeah. It's on like Donkey K-no. Too used.
     
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    Bakabakabaka You are I am suparu kawaii desu, ne?
     
  11. Vyktor

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    Needs more Desu to make this legible. DESU DESU KAWAII HENTAI!
     
  12. xy0xy1

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    haha your clan sucks

    you can't just leave this be and say LOL INTERNET before laughing it off. Noooo, you had to edit the article cause your clan's image is everything that matters. hurrr no1 must kno were not leet!
     
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    Probably because you are the only 2 people in the world still playing BFBC2.

    And strikethroughs aren't funny.
     
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    It's not just about football

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  16. Vyktor

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    "Lol internet"

    There, I said it. FYI, the edit was for the failed attempt to troll me on BC2 page. I'll also politely inform you that I did not edit the BC2 articl, the terrible edit you made was deleted by a mod because someone (here's a hint, you) doesn't know how to edit articles properly. :D

    Once moar: LOL INTERNET
     
  17. Vyktor

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    Pssh naw bro, I moved on to Generic FPS 3. Derp.
     
  18. xy0xy1

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    finally you got out of your fps session and post here. hows your K/D ratio bro? maybe it's time to tweak your aimbot a little bit cause you're slipping and its because of this little section of the Battlecocks 2 page
     
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    I thought i already wrote this but...

    ...I have a sneaking suspicion OP is a faggot.
     
  20. xy0xy1

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    OP probably posts onto youtube his FRAPS-captured headshots!!! epic kills!!11 Batttlecocks 2 videos with Skrillex set as background music

    oh god you'd probably add some text saying LOL FUCK ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA at the end of the video. with scrolling text
     
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    there was only one match i ever played that i wish i would have got on video.

    i was playing halo reach and my entire team left at the beginning of the match and i kicked the ever loving shit out of all four of my opponents by myself.

    im not that great at games but i was taking that match as serious business because it seemed like a pretty difficult challenge.
     
  22. xy0xy1

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    when you play single player FPSes you tend to actually be good at kicking ass alone. (because teammate AI sucks / you shot your AI teammates )
     
  23. Weezus Christ

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    rainbow six vegas 1 and 2 are my favorites. people that still play that game tend to be really into playing it the right fucking way.

    i still get called a camper occasionally. hahaha... fucking noobs. they need to go play cock of doody of whatever the kids are into.
     
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    Why the fuck is this a post?

    Strike-through text doesn't belong in an article unless it's referencing out-of-date information i.e. usernames the subject doesn't use anymore but are left in the article for posterity. Otherwise, either lurk moar or mozy on over to Uncyclopedia, where your talents will be appreciated.
     
  25. Vyktor

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    I mad. Transmitting Rage via mind link now.
     
  26. Vyktor

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    We care.
     
  27. Vyktor

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    Idk, I see too many people wearing backward caps with nothing on but baggy cargo pants and a tank top who side strafe while FIRING THEIR LAZO-FAMAS at you. (Vegas 2)

    Famas: Still OP'd, no matter what game you play.
     
  28. Electric Eel

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    What the fuck is this incoherent babble about?
     
  29. Vyktor

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    Something about assaulting an old woman with a shoehorn...I'm not really paying much attention, TBH.
     
  30. Weezus Christ

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    yeah but you have a shitty attitude because you have no friends to play with.

    you have to add the good players and then invite them. but the noobs arent there anymore thanks to bait like modern warfare.

    if you play with random xbox fags of course youre going to encounter dumbasses frequently. guess what? thats how it works on EVERY GAME EVER MADE. lol