"Little" Things

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    Somebody sent me a PUZZLE today!
    !!!!New Puzzle (small).
    Even better than coloring books! Only a small one, just about finished with only a few hours of fun, but still quite enjoyable. The super big ass 5,000+ piece ones are the best, especially putting them together with other peoples. It's one of my most favorite "Little" things!

    Being a "Little" is great, people send me stuff all the time. Well, I guess openly posting my address also sorta helps too...well and the fact that I send other people stuffs too at random. Occasionally I get boring stuff though, like books...bleh...books aren't as fun as puzzles.

    Usually I send people like stickers, balloons, glow sticks, mini stuffed animals, homemade cards, foodses and weird quirky craft stuffs that I make. Like one time at Wal-Mart I found these little paintable sun catcher things so I made a bunch of those and sent them to people.

    Most people go all spastic at the thought of being "doxed", but after openly doxing myself since the mid 90s I gotta say, it really has brought me a *LOT* more good than bad...in fact very little bad to be honest (and a few of the doorknobs who have tried to do bad stuff have wound up arrested as a result, which likewise makes it very worth it).
    Some of the closeted adult baby types freak me out a bit though. Like this one time this lady was like stalking me when I was working at Wal-Mart...and like wearing this gigantor super noticeable diaper under her practically see-thru WHITE pants. Pretty well not even ~trying~ to be subtle about it. That was kinda awkward. At least she was decent looking though. Sometimes I get really ugly/weird/gross ass people who just come up to me and start yammering away like they know me...that's also quite awkward. I'm guessing maybe that's what it's like to go to like an anime or furry convention or something.
     
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    I laughed much harder at that than I should have
     
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    You should probably stop fantasizing about it.

    Nice sock, by the by, not really necessary though, I mean, I couldn't even be arsed to remember your regular name even if you were still man enough to be using it. LOL I can understand your desperate little *NEED* to hide your raging ass hurt from everyone else though. ^__^
     
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    It's hard to find good coloring books these days, most of them are mainstream media based and not very good. This is the last decent one I've gotten:
    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/c/cd/Color_-_Coloring_Books.jpg

    Coloring is very theræpeutic, very relaxing, one of the best/easiest forms of instant stress relief available. Most people though have been psychologically (and sometimes even physically) BEATEN since infancy though to reject such "little" forms and to feel embarrassed and ashamed by them.

    Basically, for ~most~ people it's simply something that you're NOT ALLOWED to do. Due to your social engineering and personality branding you're basically prevented from enjoying such forms.

    Being a "Little" isn't just about fun and games, it's largely about freedom and openly breaking existing social constructs. We do what we like and we openly mock those that are still effectively leashed to "acceptable behaviors"...
    https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/b/bb/Manchild_-_Ice_Cream.png
     
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    the fuck am I reading here? are you this socially repulsive in the mystical realm of the real lives or what?

    let me ask you a question, what sexual contact have you had in the past 5 years? that's barring your poor mommy being made to indulge in your inevitable diaper fetish by changing you every time you decide to shit yourself without warning as part of your "being little" shtick.

    shove those ice creams and puzzle pieces straight up your rectum and go get laid dude. you seriously need it.

    PS: all kids who were obsessed with coloring books are either girls or bedwetting protofurries.
     
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    Seriously d00d, I cannot...understand...a...word...you...are...saying...with my COCK all the fuck up in your doofy fucking face like that.
     
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    you remind me of small children who endlessly repeat "are not" or "na-na-na-na can't hear you" every time you get them in a snafu so I'm going to assume you're just one of my nephews. go get me some root beer you little cunt.
     
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    Blah, blah, blah...seriously, TAKE... MY COCK... THA'FUCK... OUT OF... YO'MOUTH...

    Yeesh, you'd think this doofy fuck face would get it by now...but no...apparently they sure are breeding 'em STUPID these days.
     
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    I'd comment, but then Onideus would assume that I'm asking for him to cockslap me. |:
     
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    Only if you post something incredibly stupid and hang off my jock constantly. Occasionally I get jackass Hatter Addicts who fixate on every single thing I post and pretty much do nothing ~but~ incessantly whine for my attention...those are the ones who I normally use the "cockslap" routine on...and mostly because they can't stop hanging off my jock for attention.
     
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    look who thinks they're special, does your mommy help you with your nappy rash too?
     
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    no one is surprised you're unable to come out with a reply that doesn't scream of beta trollshielding asspie
     
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    Reply again for some more of my COCK in your doofy FACE, Faggot.
     
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