Literary masterpiece.

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  7. This is the best story ever. i wish i had kids so that i could read it to them at bedtime.

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  1. oddguy

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    In the Anonymous forum we played the "Three word story" game.
    This literary masterpiece was the result:

    The tale of Jesus rape.

    We were playing OP is gay on the radio with my dick,when suddenly,Kirbopher licked my ass after blowing me and eating my virtual reality helmet with Tabasco sauce and a penguin. Then a knock at the door. It was Jesus in a box, mailed from Nigeria, Along with a free nigger clone,a blue dildo and some purple drank. And a note from the lord that said:

    "Hello,you protestant scum.

    OP is a fag.

    Love god, PS: Cage the nigger or he'll rape your skinny ass, you stupid cracka."

    So then I saw the nigger rape Jesus Chris,Who turned into Barack Hussein Obama. fucking nigger aids was flying around. A dong copter donkey punched me In the cunt. And then I enjoyed some M.L.P. Then I realized I have boner. Then I fapped to pinkie pie and came fire on your mom and she died.

    So i lol'd.

    THE END.
     
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    I lol'd.
     
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  4. 1H4T3NUMB3R5

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    i like the last 2 liness
     
  5. oddguy

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    This is art.
     
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  7. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    No, Jesus would never do that I'm pretty sure. He was a good person.:jesus:

    Can I have your sources please.
     
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  9. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    That is a vulgar thing
     
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    I <3 it, it's good, oddguy b an artist, and you prbly dont get it cuz most of u r retarded phucks XD

    (^__^)

    xoxo
     
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