Likeicare is worse than zaiger

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  1. oddguy

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    MY ASS IS NOT FLAT!!!!
     
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    Until I see jewtush (with pants on of?c), I'm going with what I'm told.

    And what I'm told is it's flatter than the Kansas Prairie.
     
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    That shits shooped. No way i got 8 votes.
     
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    Likeicare said he'd give mods.

    But I shouldn't take stuff from strangers in a rusty van...
     
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    Likeicare and Gretchen story goes way back

    I once knew a nigga whose real name was gretchen
    His primary concern, was making a wretched
    Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
    He used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
    A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
    Nigga never had a father and his moderater was a fiend
    Likeicare put the pipe down, but every year he was sober
    Gretchen's heart simultaneously grew colder
    He started hanging out selling bags in the projects
    Checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects
    He was fascinated by material objects
    But he understood money never bought respect
    He build a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal
    But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
    So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
    You see me and niggas like this have never been equal
    I don't project my insecurities at other people
    He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
    So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
    A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
    The product of a ghetto breed capitalistic mental
    Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
    Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
    But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

    Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences
    You probably only did a month for minor offenses
    Ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance
    But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
    Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
    But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
    Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
    There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

    So Gretchen started robbing niggas, anything he could do
    To get his respect back, in the eyes of his crew
    Starting fights over little shit, up on the block
    Stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
    Working overtime for making money for the crack spot
    Hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
    Fulfilling the Scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
    Tired of the block niggas treating him the same
    He wanted to be major like the cut throats and the thugs
    But when he tried to step to 'em, niggas showed him no love
    They told him any motherfucking coward can sell drugs
    Any bitch nigga with a gun, can bust slugs
    Any nigga with a red shirt can front like a blood
    Even Puffy smoked a motherfucker up in a club
    But only a real thug can stab someone till they die
    Standing in front of them, starring straight into their eyes
    Gretchen realized that these men were well guarded
    And they wanted to test him, before business started
    Suggested raping a bitch to prove he was cold hearted
    So now he had a choice between going back to his life
    Or making money with made men, up in the cyph'
    His dreams about cars and ice, made him agree
    A hardcore nigga is all he ever wanted to be
    And so he met them Friday night at a quarter to three

    Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences
    You probably only did a month for minor offenses
    Ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance
    But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
    Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
    But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
    Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
    There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

    They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
    Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
    Until they saw an Australian on the street walking alone
    Three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home
    And so they quietly got out the car and followed her
    Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
    They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
    This is it kid now you got your chance to be raw
    So Gretchen yoked her up and grabbed the chick by the hair
    And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
    She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
    They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
    Screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around
    The shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed
    So Gretchen stomped on the bitch, until he had broken her jaw
    The dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
    They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
    Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
    And then they all proceeded to rape her violently
    Gretchen was made to go first, but each of them took a turn
    Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
    A broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned
    When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised
    One of them niggas pulled out a brand new twenty-two
    They told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through
    And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
    He thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead
    And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

    I'm falling and I can't turn back
    I'm falling and I can't turn back

    Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life
    He thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice
    And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
    Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
    But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter
    Cause he was starring into the eyes of his own Likeicare
    She looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her
    She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
    His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate
    His corruption had successfully changed his fate
    And he remembered how his Moderator used to come home late to moderate his posts, Welding sheet metal hard for nothing,
    cause now what was he worth
    He turned away from the Likeicare that had once given him privs
    And crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
    But only the devil responded, cause God wasn't there
    And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
    And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
    They say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it
    After that they killed his Likeicare, and never spoke about it
    And listen cause the story that I'm telling is true
    Cause I was there with Wretched Gretchen and I raped his Likeicare too
    And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
    In fact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
    And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow
    He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
    The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
    White, brown, yellow and black colored is not restricted
    You have a self destructive destiny when your inflicted
    And you'll be one of Gods children and fell from the top
    There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
    So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
    Because the dance with the devil might last you forever
     
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    Young LIC was a malleable lump of meth fueled, air jordan addicted, shitposting machine, we made him what he is today.
     
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    That is obvious.
     
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    I actually wished he chased the Mexican to the states, so I could buy him a beer and introduce him to US meth...
     
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    I agree. Sammita was a hot little tamale. You and likey would have been a wholesome and well balanced partnership... :D :D :D
     
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    Unfortunately that opportunity passed and I never met my son... but I have to say that he has turned into a fine upstanding citizen that will lead this site into the glowing sunset of internet glory.
     
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    yeah, it's quite disappointing.
     
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    He is all growd's up now :(
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    how many guys can wear their balls hanging from the zipper of their pink fursuit?
     
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    He was born a leader... those days were just proving grounds to his strength, he has proved himself.

     
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