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  1. scumhook

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    lol jk. u wish, fgt.

    Now here are some racist jokes


    What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
    When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.




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    What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
    A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.


    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.


    What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
    Niggers.


    Why don't sharks eat niggers?
    They think it's whale shit.


    What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
    Branch manager.


    How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
    [​IMG] They don't work in the future, either.


    Why do niggers cry during sex?
    The Mace.


    How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
    Take your foot off the back of his head.


    How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
    Cut the rope.


    What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
    Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
     
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    How many times do you run over a nigger with your car?
    3 times
    The first time by accident, the second time when you turn back to see what it was, and the third time when you realise it's a nigger.
     
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    and nothing of value was lost.
     
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