Licking Doorbells a Misdemeanor Now... Everyones so Uptight

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    https://globalnews.ca/news/4827071/doorbell-licker/
     
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  2. Janüs

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    Of course this is in California
    Only in California will you ever get someone who vigorously licks the doorbell of a family’s home for about three hours
     
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    i had the impression until i read closer
    that the family was related to the doorbell enthusiast
    wow this is pretty great weirdness
     
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    Probably tasted like licking the back of a disease-riddled, half-dead rat i.e. @Mikemikev
     
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    doorbell.
     
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    lol when i read the thread title i thought this was the UK
     
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    Related.
     
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    I mean... have you heard of this place called Florida?
     
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    You mean Other California?
     
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    i bet it tasted like snozberries
     
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    I could see it happening in florida, just add drugs
     
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    I'm surprised this wasn't in Japan, licking doorknobs is already a thing there so why not doorbells?
     
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    Must be a new fetish going on.
     
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    Can't a man wash the taste of goat scrotum from his mouth without being branded as some sort of criminal?
     
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    Motherfucker. Wasn't satisfied with all the other felonies, misdemeanors, unlawful acts, and nuisances, so he just had to go out and invent a new one. Can we just drop the irl banhammer on California already?
     
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    I have a solution

    borders.