Libertarians are one of the biggest threat to America, according to FBI.

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    http://www.trust.org/alertnet/news/fbi-warns-of-threat-from-anti-government-extremists/

    Finally, a practical use for libertarians. Since these are "radical" or "extremist" libertarians I'm guessing that makes them anarchists.

    (LOL, found this while looking for a picture. Crazy fucking libertards.)
     
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    You know, the FBI is usually more clueless than this.

    We may have to step it up a notch.
     
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    Libertarian is the new communist!
     
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    WEll, libertarians are pretty goddamn stupid (look at how dumb ron paul and his supporters are). But these people aren't libertarians, they are just assholes who don't wanna pay taxes.
     
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    I initially clicked wondering why librarians were such a threat...

    Highly disappointed.
     
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    Nice choice of toothpaste for dinner The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
    I like it !
     
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    Because they can throw big heavy books at you, very big books.
     
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    we need to get you to a pony detox center. Also we know you're straight.
     
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    Fascist America, Fuck yeah!

    Ron Paul a libertarian???? No... don't ever call him a one ever again.
     
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    That's right. Libertarians are crazy. Every person here needs to ignore them. Every American here needs to note vote for Ron Paul. (I had to make two separate sentences because Americans aren't people.)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_communism :eek:

    Is there a different definition of libertarians? That, to me, seems like a pretty good description/summary.
     
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    They're still a bigger threat than libertarians, if you ask me.
     
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    Good comment:
    According to the FBI in the article "The extremists may refuse to pay taxes, defy government environmental regulations and believe the United States went bankrupt by going off the gold standard." Wow good thing Washington, Jefferson et. al. are no longer with us since they started out refusing to pay taxes, defying government regulations and as they stated in the Constitution only gold or silver could be legal currency. If the founders were still here they would be doing some hard time.
     
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    They were fighting for political representation from the government that ruled them. These guys are fighting for 23$ in monthly taxes and to make "I'm number 1 in my little world" temper tantrums.
     
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    I have to agree with the duke. They didn't object to taxes in general, just the fact that the english king was an asshole, set shitty import/export regulations, and gave them no representation in congress. Remember the cry was "no taxation without representation" not "no taxation". Also the gold/silver currency thing was an old idea, it doesn't really work anymore, it constrains the economy unreasonably. The founding fathers would have been DISGUSTED by these plebs, and had them beaten.
     
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    Iran recently traded oil for gold so no, it's not an old idea. There's no such thing as old ideas. Everything depends on circumstance and serves the purpose.
     
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    It depends on you being an idiot. Iran did it out of DESPERATION.
     
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    Indeed. Because gold is sound.
     
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    Lolbertarians? Really? The only way they would become a threat to anyone is if they got into the habit of carrying heavy, hard objects all day long - because someone's (including their own) toes will be in harm's way. These are just asshats that found an excuse (and are probably cherry-picking, because lawless does also mean that anyone can do anything with you).



    Lol punchline at 5:13, but see the whole clip.
     
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    In the event of chaos, these "survivalists" and "radical libertarians" (I guess that would technically be an anarchist) are on the top of the food chain. Mainly because they spend every spare minute at the firing range and stacking up on ammo but also because they've been stacking up on food and entrenching their homes.

    It's just that, those who say that anarchists/libertarians will be slaughtered in the event of chaos tend to be the kind that are slaughtered in the event of chaos since they've neither prepared themselves mentally nor physically for total war between individuals.
     
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    Military remnants and splinter groups would be the top dogs in the events of crisis. But yeah, these guys would second bananas
     
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    Don't forget the mormons. They are survivalists without that silly militaristic camo drag.

    And seriously. Persons that can't be fucking pulled over without resorting to murder can NOT cooperate in a deeper sense. Let's say that the general economic progress in the US is knocked back some 50-70 years, i.e. a more agrarian society with longer workdays for everyone. Imagine any of these super-individuals attending a village council meeting where they are discussing when and where the new bridge will be built and the order for using the village's threshing machine during harvest. Rand, Nozick et al didn't adress these issues, and therefore the super-individual can exercise super-individualism and "forgetting" that village life is a two-way street. Until the super-individual is chased away from the village. And if the super-individual is trying to wage a super-warrior war against the village of second-handers (or some other made-up word), say hello to the power of friendship.

    And the "US abandoned the gold standard"-schtick. Seriously? It's just as retarded as the rationale for sedevacantism.
     
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    american police carry guns but they can't stop themselves from getting killed by some faggot on the street?
     
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    http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-traits-that-will-come-in-handy-during-any-apocalypse/

    Found this. Could be useful.

    I'm going to tell you exactly what'll happen to 'em. First, a good portion of them will take their weapons, desert and try to find their way home as soon as they realise their salaries aren't coming. Next, all the outposts and smaller bases will run out of supplies within a pretty short time. If the outpost/base commander is smart then he'll gather his troops, any supplies they can carry and try to regroup with a larger contingent before the locals have time to organize. If not then he'll twiddle his thumbs while his supplies run out and then attempt to join with a larger contingent, at which point he'll be lucky if him and his boys make it more than a kilometre before they get picked off by would-be raiders.

    Ultimately, there'll be nothing to feed the military. The advantage of the military requires a constant supply of petrol and ammunition. Both of which will be hard/impossible to come by. It'll disband or be transformed into a de facto militia, if history/reality is anything to go by.

    WTF do you mean knocked back? Technological progress isn't linear nor will technology disappear when a centralised power is removed. If anything, technology will progress faster when everybody gets their shit together due to the lack of an oppress central authority.
     
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    Well, the aboriginals in Australia forgot the bow and arrow and those in Tasmania forgot the boomerang. So technology can be forgotten.

    But regardless, these super-individuals aren't living the life they're living despite the US government, but because of. (Not that I'm saying that it's the governments fault that they're murderers.) However, asshats like these wouldn't be very successful in an agrarian society.
     
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    's right. if the system collapses, then they'll have nothing left to make money off of.

    they never think this stuff through properly, they forget that everything effects everything else.