"Let's Thank Americans" Day.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Baya Rae 4900, Apr 16, 2013.

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Are you happy that we have Americans so we don't need to sacrifice actual people during field tests?

  1. Yes.

    85.7%
  2. No.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    In light of the recent bombing, some of us (I shan't name who) have taken upon themselves the opportunity to ridicule our American brethren. Well I for one will not stand for it. Americans are very useful to the rest of Humanity. When there are new vaccines that need to be tested, which group of people is first tested? That's right, it's Americans. When massive irradiating scanners need to be tried out, who stands up to the plate? That's right, it's Americans. To say nothing of all the other things they've been exposed to.

    We need Americans. They are Humanity's canaries. They are Humanity's guinea pigs. They put their women and children in potentially detrimental danger so we don't have to. Not only that but they also do it on a massive scale so we can properly observe the long-term effects. So let's make today Let's Thank Americans Day.
     
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    Uh, pretty sure we tested the fuck out of the middle east before we did any experimenting over here.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    You're right. Twice, in fact. Both cases has led to two different generations of US vets with severe health problems. :awesome:
     
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    Vaccine Denial in my EDF ?

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  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    I have no problem with vaccines that have been used for decades. We know their long-term effects, after all. As far as the new vaccines are concerned, I prefer they be tested on Americans first. (Preferably American children so we can see the effect it has on their development. That's paramount.) Not that any of these new vaccines are useful but the stage has been set for when an HIV or cancer vaccine comes out.
     
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    Good troll post OP. You have really outdone yourself this time!
     
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    Why stop there , I mean we can thank them more.

    nuke button.


    nuke.
     
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    At least we aren't sand niggers.

    At least we aren't sand niggers.

    Because we aren't sand niggers.

    And after that we sell those vaccines at outrageous prices and the mud peoples, such as sand niggers like yourself, can't affoard it so the Americans get your moneys and you still get the disease.

    Of course, we have to test them out on actual human beings before using it to inspect sand nigger gizzards for makeshift bombs.

    Don't fret, we use your kind to test other things.

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    So far the worst would have to be sand niggers, the smell alone...

    Luckily, racial and ethinic profiling are helping weed out subhumans, like those of your tribe, from our continent.

    Of course The Member Formerly Known As Baya, without America's guidance and iron rule all of the mud race nations would have killed each other over goats and chickens. Really they are less than animals.


    At least we aren't sand niggers.

    At least we aren't sand niggers.

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    Yes, but you do realize we test everything out on sand niggers first right? First we test on sand niggers, then you move on to something of greater value such as rats or other generic vermin, then medium sized mammals, then monkeys then the French and only after all that do we move on to human trials.

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    Also, tested on Canadians and Australians before the U.S.
     
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    Yes, it's unfortunate when Humanity breaks protocol. Also, when I write Americans I mean everyone on your miserable continent.
     
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    I can't hear you over the deafening awesomeness that is America.
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    Thank you america for all your tax money.

    Thank you for 3 billion dollars annually.
    Thank you for a collective sum of 230 billion you have given us over the years.

    Thank you.

    A grateful Israeli.

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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya's just mad because no real terrorists bother committing acts of terror against his shitty, irrelevant country.
    Maybe one day your shitty country will be important enough to have its marathons bombed and its towers knocked down, but until then you need to accept that Australia is just an unimportant prisoner island, and the only commentary you can offer on the US are tiny, whimpering ramblings of an abbo who's only glimpsed the might of something so much greater than him, his only possible response is to shrink and cry as he fathoms it's greatness.
    If I were you I'd just sit quietly and pray the US doesn't absentmindedly step on your pointless island.
     
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    Jeez, dude. That's a bit harsh.
     
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    You ever think that maybe the bombing was a well meant, but poorly executed attempt to motivate the slackers who had yet to finish the marathon...?
     
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    I get harsher when I drink. But after a good five seconds of reflection, I've decided to stand by what I said.

    I was under the impression it was by British loyalists. I mean, who else would bother bombing Boston?
     
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    They don't do it in Australia because they know they'll get nabbed as soon as they think it. That's why the targeted Australian tourists in Bali. Twice.
     
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    No, they targeted tourists in Bali because even people in Bali are smart enough to know they don't need any Australians around.
     
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    i wet 2 school and the gave me a shot!! theys sad itis for irf but iduntno