In light of the recent bombing, some of us (I shan't name who) have taken upon themselves the opportunity to ridicule our American brethren. Well I for one will not stand for it. Americans are very useful to the rest of Humanity. When there are new vaccines that need to be tested, which group of people is first tested? That's right, it's Americans. When massive irradiating scanners need to be tried out, who stands up to the plate? That's right, it's Americans. To say nothing of all the other things they've been exposed to. We need Americans. They are Humanity's canaries. They are Humanity's guinea pigs. They put their women and children in potentially detrimental danger so we don't have to. Not only that but they also do it on a massive scale so we can properly observe the long-term effects. So let's make today Let's Thank Americans Day.