let's help a fat whore lose some weight.

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  1. jack

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    As we all know @FlamingTofuSquare is a giant whale and I fear she will not pass her annul EDF fitness test. I know it's hard for fatty to only eat less then 5 hamburgers a day and that's not counting all the plankton she eats before she rises from the sea.

    here's some videos so she can drop down to fifteen chins
     
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    It seems somewhat hypocritical for you to criticize another person's weight, when you're not a picture of health yourself.
     
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    Richard Simmons is just... Just terrible.
     
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    This made me lol.
     
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    How to Lose Weight: The Easy Way.

    Step 1: Acquire tapeworm.
    Step 2: Swallow tapeworm.
    Step 3: LOOK AMAZING IN ONLY A FEW WEEKS TIME!
     
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    I have an easier one-step program.

    Step 1: Cut off one of your extremities.
     
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    Oh, MANUAL weight loss. In that case, start with the legs.
     
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    LOL, get it? Legs; Step. LOL.
     
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  10. jack

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    we're talking about physical fitness not mental health.

    also I'm a man and judged on much more then how pretty I look.
     
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    I can see where he came from. You look a typical brony to me.

     
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    jack looks like him

    1357584928472.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Also I love the fact that all the faggots from the DA sub Forum are defending their fatass queen.
     
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    I have got the most perfect fitness regime for @FlamingTofuSquare, perplexingly plump though named after a vegetarian space-age meal. It costs a lot, but the upside is, you don't have to do anything more than sit back, download movies, play Diablo, and not contribute anything to society: it's sleek, exciting new Drugs!

    I myself can attest to its weight melting powers! I dropped from a bulky 180 lbs down to a more sexy, self-assured, "summer ready" 130 lbs! I lost 50 lbs just sitting around!! AND YOU CAN TOO!

    Taken for the better part of a year, New Drugs! will help you shed those unsightly pounds by blocking your brain's in-built desires for food (sleep, showering, or anything.) Just because your brain is made up of fat, doesn't mean your body needs to be!!

    GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, TODAY! (AND EVERY DAY, FOREVER.)

    It's like there's an entire dance crew inside of you doing all the hard work. All you need to do is sit back, put your feet up, arms out / veins up, and inject success -- today!

    BECOME AN ADDICT. HAVE A SUMMER BODY BY SPRING!!!!

     
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    I bet tofu gives great oral sex.
     
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    you can be sure she will swallow
     
  17. jack

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    yeah she's a fat girl,she has too.

    it's not like you're going to let her suck your dick causes of her awesome personalty.
     
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    Yeah, Tofu looks like a swallower. A rare quality in women these days. Such a quality will take her on as a highly prized mistress, but I cannot do such to her since she is too big to receive (I have trouble fitting into it and Im under 140) a dress I am saving for my first mistress.
     
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    I'm pretty sure Tofu, with being an EDiot and all, has a great personality. You should stop being such a hater.
     
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    I'll do that if you stop playing these mind game with The Member Formerly Known As Baya rae and fly down to Australia and make him an honest woman.


    STOP BREAKING HIS HEART

     
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    I could do that if @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 was a good girl and came to America like a good girl such as @MedicalParrot
     
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    Jesus christ, learn some english.

    Also, "Pot calling the kettle black"? Need I remind you that you are making a thread about someone being fat, while you yourself are morbidly obese?
     
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    I have no intention of touching a superior or actually (sexually) touching a sand nigger woman.

    No, go fuck yourself. No uberfrau for you.
     
  26. jack

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    ok oddguy meet me in the back of the gym and will give you your first shot of man.
     
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    Your grammar is also shit.
     
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    once you get some man in you, you will stop being a prissy little bitch.
     
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