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  1. Roli137

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    But they're both worth shit

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    fuckkin owned.
     
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    And that's like the price of a single cigarette in Stralia?
     
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    Who buys single cigarettes?
     
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    Loosies aee commin for niggers who spend all their money on crack but need one cig after they blast off.
    Or if you need the filter out of it to shoot up.
     
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    I think that's more like a weird habit of SE Asians.

    Maybe it's a new innovation in the field of self-deceit, "I'm not smoking", "I'm just buying single cig now and then".
     
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    Go to your nearest hpusing project and youll find a barefoot sheboon running an illegal store selling loosies, expired bags of freetos and pickled sausage
     
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    they sell singles all the time in the states. most gas stations in washington state sell singles in tubes for a buck. not a good smoke, but not absolute shit.

    singles are for those who might not be able to afford a pack but rather not smoke cigars, or for those who just might want one cig.
     
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    Single cigs are what they use to buy prison brides in the pen. Well, really used up festering ones. Good ones go for a carton.

    Or so I hear.
     
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    wrong.
     
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    everyone knows the aussie economy is based upon the standard US monopoly dollar. accept it and move on.
     
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    You take the tobacco out split it into 4s bag it up and sell it for honey buns
     
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    I live in the northeastern US and have never seen that before.
     
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    most likely a west coast/tribal thing. cause you can get them for a buck, or less depending on the station.
     
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    Rupees?

    OP are you a filthy street-shitting Hindu Windows Support technician?
     
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    Mayve you should leave your moms basement once in a while
     
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    or is that you took that literally is even worse than the h
     
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    Those are blunts, autist.
     
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    good job OP, you started a thread about cigarettes and prison bitches.
     
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    Hey I'm not complaining. This is all valuable information for me to learn.
     
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    these were not cigars. they were cigs, in a nice plastic tube sold by the register for .97 cents plus tax. I know, I bought a few when i lived there to smoke while waiting for the wife to get out of work, since her workplace is a no smoking campus. I distinctly remember that they were shittier than marbs but better than 305's and edgefields.

    and they had an eagle on the tube. I know the difference between a cigar and a cigarette.
     
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    Theyre called mavricks and they suck
     
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    Depends where you go. You can buy loosies in shitholes like Worcester and Springfield
     
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    actually champions suck worse. not even real tobacco.
     
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    Have neither of you had the pleasure of being forced to settle for USA Golds?
    Honestly, nothing is worse
     
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    I know. Im really sorry :(

    You see, I just wanted to spread some positivity and joy, give you a Lil wisdom

    Alas :*(
     
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