I really feel like I got off on the wrong foot with my first intro, so I'm trying again. I really like going to ED for the lulz, and hope to someday get my shit together and write an article. The beauty and glory of ED is not only that it documents drama, it also creates it. Every time I go, I feel entertained and thoroughly trolled. Yes, I am a total newfag, I don't hang out on 4chan. I can only have a taste, now and then, of the delicious shit-stream that I am too old to keep up with. I will never be a L33T H4xx0r. Bronies and furfags are currently the types of faggotry that bother me the most. Sorry, but guys liking little pink ponies is just wrong. Yiffing and scritching are truly gross activities. Religion also bothers me. Sheer unreasoning hatred isn't really my thing, sorry if I gave that impression. If it makes you feel good do it, just don't expect me to stop laughing. I still want to have sweet, sweet surprise sex with Mudkip-chan. I still like Metalocalypse, Fringe, Game of Thrones. I am not a LARPer. Now, let the beatings and raep resume.