Let me try this again....

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Syskiller, May 7, 2013.

  1. Syskiller

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    I really feel like I got off on the wrong foot with my first intro, so I'm trying again. I really like going to ED for the lulz, and hope to someday get my shit together and write an article. The beauty and glory of ED is not only that it documents drama, it also creates it. Every time I go, I feel entertained and thoroughly trolled. Yes, I am a total newfag, I don't hang out on 4chan. I can only have a taste, now and then, of the delicious shit-stream that I am too old to keep up with. I will never be a L33T H4xx0r.

    Bronies and furfags are currently the types of faggotry that bother me the most. Sorry, but guys liking little pink ponies is just wrong. Yiffing and scritching are truly gross activities. Religion also bothers me. Sheer unreasoning hatred isn't really my thing, sorry if I gave that impression. If it makes you feel good do it, just don't expect me to stop laughing.

    I still want to have sweet, sweet surprise sex with Mudkip-chan. I still like Metalocalypse, Fringe, Game of Thrones. I am not a LARPer.

    Now, let the beatings and raep resume.
     
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    Rap is for criminals.
     
  4. BMO

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    Sarah: Mike was like totally flirting with me last night and he's like so cute but I played hard to get and like pretended that I totally didn't care because he has to work for it you know? Mike: So I tried letting Sarah know that I was interested in her, but she didn't seem to care so I gave up and hooked up with Jessica instead.
     
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  6. BMO

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    I was masturbating this morning and I was startled when I looked up and saw Ceiling cat.
     
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    Oh hell, take all ya need!

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  8. BMO

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    Wanna smoke? Nah man, I don't swing that way.
     
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    This isn't eHarmony, nobody needs to know all this shit. And loosen the fuck up, Jesus.
     
  10. BMO

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    Mark: Dude, you know you love the cock. Craig: Yea..so's your face!
     
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    No one remembers your first intro, faggot.

    And no one will remember this one.

    Fuck you.
     
  12. BMO

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    OMG liek i try to sheep you den felhunter devour magic and spell lox ma fire magic den you jus liek dot and liek fear and den if i get a few lucky crits u jus deathcoil me!!! NERF WARLOCKS!!!
     
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    Who recommended you to EDF? We don't let members into the secret forum, unless you were recommended by a high-standing member.
     
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    This intro is not only tryhard ,but also tl;dr.
    I personally hope you get raped by furries.
     
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    Luniz - East Oakland BITCH!
     
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    hi

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  19. BMO

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    What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Marcellus Wallace quotes: You ain't got no problem Jules, I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggas out and wait for The Wolf, who should be comin' directly. Vincent Vega! My nigga, get your ass over here! You my nigga? What now? Let me tell you what now: Imma call a couple of hard pipe hittin' niggas to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. YOU HEAR ME TALKIN' HILLBILLY BOY? I AINT THROUGH WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT. Imma get medieval on yo ass. I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigga waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
     
  20. Mix N' lulz

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  21. BMO

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    A belch rang out signaling that the fat man had finished his meal.
     
  22. MrGask

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    The best part about this photo is how bored and disgusted the ladies look.

    Also,
    THANK FUCKING GOD! OP IS BACK! I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT!
    SO THRILLED OP01.JPG
     
  23. Popcorn

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    I'd be pretty disgusted, too. I mean, all they have there to wipe with is a box of tissues, not toilet paper.

    What are they, animals?
     
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    Let's make OP and @Aroukar have an old-dude Battle Royale.
     
  25. MrGask

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    FUCK YEA! IT'S OP AGAIN!
    SO THRILLED 2.
     
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