Bill: Well people, the only way to get to the safe house is to break into this pet store and go to the other side and run down the road. When we do that, the alarm will go off and attract the fandom. Zoey: We should probably grab some supplies. Louis: Peelz here! Francis: Grabbing a molotov! Bill: Are you ready? Zoey, Louis, and Francis: Ready! *glass shattering and an alarm sounds. *a far off shrieking can be heard Bill: Here they come! Louis: Hurry, through the door! *snarling fatasses crash through the doors Zoey: BOOMERS! LOT'S OF THEM! Bill: NO! THAT'S JUST WHAT THE FANDOM LOOKS LIKE. Louis: Why are they so fat?!? Francis: Who cares? Just shut up and shoot them! *gunfire and breaking glass *A hunter-like creature wearing a fox costume pounces on Louis Louis: ARRRRGHHH! IT'S YIFFING ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF! Francis: I'll save you! *gunfire Louis: Thanks! *A fat zombie with a large bulge in the midregion steps around the corner and groans Bill,Zoey,Francis,Louis: JIZZER! *Zoey is sprayed with white stuff Zoey: Ugh.... shit! this is disgusting! It's in my eyes, I can't see! *a bunch of zombies start attacking Zoey Zoey: Help!! Louis: Throwing a pipe bomb! *beep beep beep beep beep BOOM! Zoey: It didn't work! They are still attacking me! Francis: Here, let me help! Throwing a dead cat! *Francis throws a dead cat, which attracts the furries Zoey: Thanks Francis, where did you get a dead cat? Francis: In the pet store. Zoey: Oh... Bill: Come on people! We're almost there! *a loud roar and a rumbling sound Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis: BRONY!!!! *An extra large fatass rolls around the corner towards the group *gunfire, but the bullets bounce of it's blubber Zoey: Guns aren't working! Bill: Francis, KILL IT WITH FIRE! Francis: Eat this cupcake! *throws molotov and sets the brony on fire, and it dies. Bill: HURRY, INTO THE SAFE ROOM!! *a few second later, the survivors are in the safe room. Bill: Kids, that was a close one. Louis: *pants* I can't believe we made it! Zoey: Francis, are you all right? Francis: I hate furries.