Left 4 furry.

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Explodingpiglets, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. Explodingpiglets

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    Bill: Well people, the only way to get to the safe house is to break into this pet store and go to the other side and run down the road. When we do that, the alarm will go off and attract the fandom.

    Zoey: We should probably grab some supplies.

    Louis: Peelz here!

    Francis: Grabbing a molotov!

    Bill: Are you ready?

    Zoey, Louis, and Francis: Ready!

    *glass shattering and an alarm sounds.

    *a far off shrieking can be heard

    Bill: Here they come!

    Louis: Hurry, through the door!

    *snarling fatasses crash through the doors

    Zoey: BOOMERS! LOT'S OF THEM!

    Bill: NO! THAT'S JUST WHAT THE FANDOM LOOKS LIKE.

    Louis: Why are they so fat?!?

    Francis: Who cares? Just shut up and shoot them!

    *gunfire and breaking glass

    *A hunter-like creature wearing a fox costume pounces on Louis

    Louis: ARRRRGHHH! IT'S YIFFING ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!

    Francis: I'll save you!

    *gunfire

    Louis: Thanks!

    *A fat zombie with a large bulge in the midregion steps around the corner and groans

    Bill,Zoey,Francis,Louis: JIZZER!

    *Zoey is sprayed with white stuff

    Zoey: Ugh.... shit! this is disgusting! It's in my eyes, I can't see!

    *a bunch of zombies start attacking Zoey

    Zoey: Help!!

    Louis: Throwing a pipe bomb!

    *beep beep beep beep beep BOOM!

    Zoey: It didn't work! They are still attacking me!

    Francis: Here, let me help! Throwing a dead cat!

    *Francis throws a dead cat, which attracts the furries

    Zoey: Thanks Francis, where did you get a dead cat?

    Francis: In the pet store.

    Zoey: Oh...

    Bill: Come on people! We're almost there!

    *a loud roar and a rumbling sound

    Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis: BRONY!!!!

    *An extra large fatass rolls around the corner towards the group

    *gunfire, but the bullets bounce of it's blubber

    Zoey: Guns aren't working!

    Bill: Francis, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Francis: Eat this cupcake!

    *throws molotov and sets the brony on fire, and it dies.

    Bill: HURRY, INTO THE SAFE ROOM!!

    *a few second later, the survivors are in the safe room.

    Bill: Kids, that was a close one.

    Louis: *pants* I can't believe we made it!

    Zoey: Francis, are you all right?

    Francis: I hate furries.
     
  2. Sublime

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    [​IMG] They ruin every thing.
     
  4. HyperHominid

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    I see dead furries.
     
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    Well written.
     
  6. Sublime

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    OH JESUS. Whyyyyyyy.
     
  7. lulzbomb

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    I dont know. Its terrible .
     
  8. Sublime

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    Fucking furries ruin everything. :( I saw that pony version of Fallout NV... It made me want to cry.

    inb4 bronies r not furries
     
  9. Tom

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    lol that was funny
     
  10. lulzbomb

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    Yes they are . They just have a little more USI .
     
  11. Sublime

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    I know it, that's why I said they ruined that picture of FNV. I was just preempting some of the replies I expected. I personally hate bronies.
     
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    This is gay.
     
  13. Tom

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    ur gay
     
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    Half-gay.
     
  15. Tom

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    cool im gay
     
  16. lulzbomb

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    Damn it tom are you trying to damage every anus on the net? Dont think I dont remember what you did to your boy friend.
     
  17. Tom

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    hey I didnt know I would hurt my boyfriend, I mean he fucked me plenty of times no problem, but itts all better now.
     
  18. lulzbomb

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    Your a naught naughty boy.
     
  19. Explodingpiglets

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  20. lulzbomb

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    Write more , or dont bother bumping.