Leap Day Sex advice by Dr. Ruth

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  1. Trixie

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    i only get laid once every four years.

    what now?
     
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    aaand trixie is alone on leap day, just like the past 25 leapdays she's experienced.
     
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    Anal Rape.
     
  5. Trixie

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    i'm never alone knowing that you will always reply to my post!!! *KISSES*
     
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    Goddammit you tease OP. I thought this was going to be "Leap Day Sex Advice by Dr. Music."

    You make my epeen shrink OP.
     
  8. I_Cant

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    but the real question is... how many women don't actually feel orgasms?
     
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    I think in your case it's 100%.
     
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    then why do they keep texting me whenever they're horny?
     
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    Does she think you can only preform a sexual act once a year on the same date or something ?
     
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    I think she it trying to say "don't anal sex everyday or you will have loose bowels." Only she is too repressed/polite to just come out and say it.


    That is what I took from it anyway.
     
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    I dunno, I imagine for some people having loose bowels would be an improvement on their current condition.

    they know who they are.
     
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    i sampled dr ruth in my most recent song.

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