Lars or Inga reporting in.

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  1. Massgrav

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    Hello!
    Random Swedish fucktard reporting in for duty in the army of whatever..
    For further info about this oh so nice country : See the article about it!!
    (It’s all true btw.)

    If you want to buy a Volvo or some Snus, I’m your guy.
    I am also willing to sell my pass port, betray my country for a pint of weissbier and make you meatballs.

    I am sorry about my rusty English.. We all speak Arabic here now.

    For the Canadians in here : Please let me in! I can play hockey!! I promise!

    If you have any further questions, do not be afraid to ask.


    Thank you. //Lars or Inga
     
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    I say, you missed an "e," at the end of your user name!

    This certainly shall not stand within the Grammar Court.

    And there are no armies here, go back to your Mosque.
     
  3. Massgrav

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    No, I did not. My nick is in Swedish. So.. HA!

    I'm not allowed in the Mosque :(
     
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  6. Baya Rae 4900

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    Fuck, I have no idea what this guy's saying. Wait, let me translate it...

    Ah, much better.

    http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    But I like s/he

    welcome!!
     
  8. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Do you look like one of these:
    sbt.
    Do you cook like:
    Swedishchef-myspace.
    Do you taste like:
    SwedishFish.
    If yes to two or more:Welcome! Take your shoes off and stay for a while.
    If no to two or more:GTFO and on your way make a point to STFU.
     
  9. Massgrav

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    I just came home from a fucking hockey game.... I'm drunk as fucking hell... We won!!!!
    I'd like to hug you all!!

    Hyperhominid : If you like to stfu.... do it. Don't pester me about it! Who the fuck are you anyways? Want me to tell you about IKEA?

    Oddguy : Don't run your fucking filthy Shylock mouth at me! My relatives put ppl like you in fucking camps like 70~ years ago! You hear me, you hook nosed fucking child murdering scum?!

    Snorlax Ray : You are an Aussie, right? What do you do if you see 3 abos jumping around on one leg? You stop laughing and reload. Other than that Fosters taste like fucking shit...

    Callmemaggot : Cheers!

    Solution : All of the above!! I'd love to make you meatballs any time!
     
  10. Solution

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    Ha, for a cocksucking asspie eurofaggot, your not so bad. Don't fuck it up.

    P.s. You had at meatballs.
     
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    Welcome to EDF2. Here is your bunny:

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    Now please STFU.
     
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    haha, ok, we'll get along nicely, I feel :baked:
     
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    I blame @scumhook for this.
    But i think @Massgrav deserves some of the blame as well.
     
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    Oh shits on now son.

    I challenge you to a duel.
    I choose your whore of a mother as my second, the venue will be the lowest pit of Hell and our weapons will be the words "fuck you"

    What say you?
     
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    I accept. And unlike half the illegimate abo kids in Ippy, I'm not your fucking son.

    Good luck with your second. She'll likely steal your wallet, kick you in the nads, and piss off with your car.

    I choose my dick as my second, and I live in Perth so I'm well acquainted with the lowest pit of Hell.

    And I am an expert with your chosen weapon...
     
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    sure looks like the pit of hell, stop being a fag
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    man, elio is envious of the fucking australians... it must suck smuggling cocaine in your ass from one desert to the next all day :(
    i feel sorry for you
     
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    i get to wear a mask and shoot fat bitches? AWESOME!