LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Ramsey Bolton, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Ramsey Bolton

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  2. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Alright, I've been sitting on this and waiting for an opportunity to post this. This dumb bitch goes to my University and runs a sex ed column on Tumblr. She has never been laid. I am 99% sure of this. This is especially sad since I go to school near Reading which is filled with niggers and spics which are usually happy to pick up the fat bidonk leftovers the blackedout fratboys won't even touch. She is even fatter than she appears in the picture. She just religiously detags herself in shit so I couldn't find an even more unflattering one.

    She is almost as fat as she is tall and she's 5'9"


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    http://sextipstrickssecrets.tumblr.com/

    Man the harpoons, gentlemen. The great white whale lies ahead.
     
  3. Bottom Feeder

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    I don't know why, but there's seem to be a pattern in hambeasts trying to act like sex experts, maybe they think that knowing a lot about sex it's the same as having it lol.
     
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    Sounds fun,But i'm not in the same time zone as y'all.

    Also,I am not a troll.
     
  5. uberfukken

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    She looks like a freak. I bet she sucks after anal.
     
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    Her sorority

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  8. uberfukken

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    queeeeeen of the alpha zeta fatty crew. she's even the sluttiest dressed for the class pic.
     
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  10. Slavoj Jizzek

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    She lives in the Dyke dorm. Worried parents send their daughters to it because it's all girls and they think some uppity he-ape is going to jump her and impregnate her with a litter of jungle-children if they put her in a traditional residence hall.

    Instead she comes back with a mohawk, a nose ring, and a rant about patriarchy theory.
    Well that's because the rest are all education or library science majors and have lives as public leeches, I mean servants ahead of them. This one is apparently studying clinical psychology. And getting a degree from a tier 3 PA state school. The very same that the famed psychologist from the Retarded Response Squad got his from, so you know it's quality.

    Long live Lulztown.