Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Which is meh. Except that Stewart is 22 and Sanders is 41. Oh and Sanders is married but nobody in America cares about that archaic institution anymore, AMARITE? (Except for the queers, AMARITE?)
     
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    is this thread's sole purpose to boost your already large post count? because I don't see any other use for it.
     
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    Eh. It's a delicate psychological game I'm playing with another user, TBH.
     
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    I aprove of that

    In fact, I find arousing the prospect of fucking Kristy, and change that vacuum expresion once and for all with the mighty trusts of my penis

    kristen-stewart.
     
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    I never understood the appeal of celebrity gossip. The only thing different about celebrities is that they're usually more attractive than the people you gossip about at work/school.

    Eventually, this crap will reach its logical conclusion and we'll start having celebrity scandal/event madlibs.
    Choose your favorite(or most hated) celebrity and fill in the blanks with things like "rehab" or "had a baby," and then send your idea to the National Enquirer as a story!
     
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    Just you guys watch - eventually, one of these days, I'm going to fuck Kristen (we're already on first name basis!)
    She does lots of filming here in BC. All it will take is a little pro-stalking and a flash of my superior Roman jawline and she'll be cheating on her bf with ME.
     
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    Do it faggot!
     
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    my dick is already super hard.
    'just gotta pick up on her scent (god what i'd give to sniff her panties)
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    She's not kawaii in the least bit, 3/10
     
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    I DISAGREE! She's super hot. She looks like the female version of me. I'd bone her just as readily as I bone myself
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    So you look like a heroin junkie in training?
     
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    where have you been??? i've been out of training for the last several years and all the forum knows it!
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    This I know, I was referring to her however. Give her a year or two and you'll be the same entity.
     
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    if 'same entity' means i get to put my dick inside it, that's totally cool. i guess we'll find out who is right, come next year...
     
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    I say 6.3/10.
     
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    She has absolutely no radiance, very plain eyes and hair, poor facial structure, large forehead.
     
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    The majority of the beauty of female celebrities lies in how their makeup and hair are done(outstanding cosmetologists and hairstylists are hired for this). It's much the same for ordinary women. Most look quite haggard without the whole getup.

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    Also
     
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    Rupert probably used to do her from behind, I mean, if the chick you were about to root looked like k-stewpid, would you really want to look at that?
     
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    Goddamn thats creepy as shit.
    What the fuck is it?
     
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    Trooper pls

    U'r in for a lolercoaster

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    ....Holy fuck.
    Just... wow.
     
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    I'd still fuck her. and don;t tell me you wouldn't either.
     
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    Kristen Stewart is of Australian stock which explains why she looks the way she does when not wearing cosmetics.
     
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    So very hypocritical. She goes on about it as though she has a personal stake in this, and then says, 'oh, everyone needs to back off and let them handle this themselves'. Lolwut.
     
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    Also, I find it amusing that Stewart has a thing for older guys like her character in Twilight.