Korn's Jonathan Davis believes Obama is part of "Illuminati"

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  1. beefrave

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    Hey, remember Korn? The guys behind "Shoots and Ladders" and "Freak on a Leash," and the early forebears of the horrific and douche-centric late-'90s era of nu-metal that polluted our airwaves with similarly poorly-spelled acts like Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park? Well, they have a new studio album coming out shortly, The Path of Totality, and are getting all press junket-heavy to get the word out about this "innovative hybrid of metal and dubstep." As part of their media onslaught, the folks over at Billboard sat down with Korn head honcho Jonathan Davis and got themselves a song-by-song analysis/back-story for the new record.
    And everything was going nice and smooth — talk of chaos living in everything, interspersed with complaints about the egos; standard deep(!) meaningful(!) philosophical(!) musings from Davis — until he gets to the description for the fifth song on the album, "Illuminati." And then things get kind of, well, here:

    "I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet… it's basically dragged this country down into the worst it's ever been. 'You've built this house of shame' — the White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame."​
    Alrighty. Obama's an Illuminati. So, then. We can now all go back to not really worrying what Korn's Jonathan Davis has to say about things.
     
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    Reminds me. I haven't listened to Korn in a while.
     
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    Korn should really just stop though.
     
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    Haha I watched this interview a few days ago., a lot of the things he said were really weird, like when he was talking about narcissistic cannibal.
     
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    I don't see him as a puppet, I just think that everyone's stalemated over what he's trying to do.

    if anything, he's too open to other people's shit
     
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    Illuminatus (AKA the illuminated or enlightened one) sums up Obama, I think. He is part of a select few who have access to information on how the world truly works. We, plebs, may only guess as to how the behemoth of a bureaucracy in almost every nation works.
     
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    "It's like there's this wall, and the wall is like this metaphor for a wall inside my head."
    Fuck, no one has never done anything as deep as this before. I can't think of a single, well known, wall based song or album to ever exist in the history of man. Korn; pushing the envelope as always.

    I think the world would be a better place if we just burned Korn.
     
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