Kony 2012!!!

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by LordEnrique, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. LordEnrique

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    Lol, hey guies, I'm a suburban white kid, and I'm gonna save all the Ugandans by being an obnoxious douche on the internet! Kony 2012 guys!

    So apparently, we're all supposed to assuage our collective White Guilt by making some dude in Uganda famous (despite the fact that he already is the most notorious war criminal alive) and that will magically allow us to find and kill him (despite the fact most of the reason why he's in power is the fact that the local governments are actually 100% complacent AND profiting off of him).

    But, I guess by watching some TL;DW video of a white dude's five-year-old will totally help these guys in Uganda, or where ever, and totally make everyone on facebook/tumblr see what an outstanding liberal person I am!
     
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    I posted on of these videos, but then again I have cared about war crimes in Africa for about 7 years so I am not posting this for white guilt reasons.
     
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    But I have though. I care about the Congo, South Sudan, Darfur, Somolia, Cote-d'voire, and Uganda. But not Zulus cause fuck those cannibals.
     
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    I disagree greatly, it is in the United States interests to care for several reasons:

    South Sudan has a shit ton of oil and the less rebellions and conflict we have in that area, the more the price of oil will go down. Dealing with conflicts in areas will oil is extremely important for our economy which is so foolishly dependent on oil.

    Also Coltan is necessary for your cellphone and it helps fund a war that has cost more people (soldiers and civilians) than WW2 (soldier causalities) in the past 20 years. It is like blood diamonds, but with cellphones. I call it blood cellphones.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coltan#Ethics_of_Coltan_mining_in_the_Democratic_Republic_of_Congo


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    Just the latest in a long string of 'look, I'm part of web 2.0, we're the new generation and we're changing the world blah blah blah arab spring blah blah blah lulzsec blah blah blah atrocities blah blah blah support this, down with that blah blah blah I'll show my support via clicking share so we can all circlejerk each other back into blissful ignorance until the next viral cause it's cool to support rears it's head blah blah blah look at my wristband'. Bunch of moralfags trying to feel important in an age of globalised electronic media. Fuck off back to the coffee shops and get out of my webnets hippies.

    Joseph Kony, putting the infant back into infantry
     

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    It's just another fucking trend.

    It's for the typical, Facebook-using, MSN headlines-commenting ingrate. It's for the idiot who thinks he's going to make a difference in the world by re-tweeting about about one of THOUSANDS OF TERRORISTS and immediately pats himself on the back and jut his nose in the air.

    Uganda is just another shit hole country that hates the Western World. It doesn't matter how much we try to help their government, they will still hate us. Our stupid country needs to wake up and realize we're not the World Police. We should stop dumping all of our resources on other countries when we have myriads of problems back home.
     
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    Now, I don't know anything about Africa. That's not my job. But as I understand it, if everyone posts enough on their FB and twitter Kony will wind up with trolls remorse and let all the children live in a rainbow palace. He'll give all his resources to the poor, and trade in his armaments for love.
    And the only way to stop him is to work together and believe in ourselves. Everyone go post on Konys wall right now.
     
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    Has anybody noticed how Kony's military is the closest thing we have to Sparta these days and how many retards in the west (especially academics, feminists and soldiers) worship those ancient savages who were so savage that they shocked all the other savages that knew them or knew of them?
     
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    The people who disliked the video, have the blood of billions of children, on their hands... God-damn fascists!
     
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    Draft anyone who posts "Kony 2012" on FB into the army and station them in Uganda.
    Problem solved.
     
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    Fucking Kony2012 is too mainstream, bro.
     
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    Uganda has enough problems without becoming full of fags.
     
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    If everyone in Uganda was a fag, then there would be no more new children for Kony to steal. Gentlemen, I think we've found a solution to all the problems of the world. Uganda is now fagland.
     
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    I am absolutely not against sending all homosexuals to Uganda.
     
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    BRONY 2012
     
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    We can get either of those from other sources, or just set up shop while the nig nogs are busy killing each other.
     
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    ^Enunciated rap is worst rap. Kind of funny.

    That pick is my new FB.
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    I don't see why this is important. There have been African warlords since the dawn of time, and they've all been terrible shitheads. I mean, if you ACTUALLY care about the troubles of Africa, that's fine. Good on you for being worldly. I don't mind that shit.

    BUT...if you're one of the prancing, mincing, faggoty faggots that's jumping on the bandwagon to score some hero pussy for "being sensitive and caring about the people of Africa", than I hope you get mauled to death by a wolverine.
     
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    Joseph Kony 2012! Joseph Kony REVOLUTION!!1!1!
     
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