"Kony 2012" filmmaker arrested for public masturbation.

Discussion in 'News' started by Edgeworth, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Edgeworth

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    http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arrested-masturbating-777/
     
  2. I_Cant

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    this reminds me of that movie where the comedian gets elected president and the only person who knows it's rigged gets pumped full of drugs to shut her up.
     
  3. Edgeworth

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    I'm pretty sure it's less of a conspiracy and more of him being a drunk hipster faggot.
     
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    Man of the Year with Robin Williams.

    ...not that anyone actually cares.
     
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    I didn't say he was drugged by someone else, most likely he was high because he wanted to be.

    just saying it kinda sounds like it
     
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    I bet he faps to invisible children.
     
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    I wonder what he was thinking when he was stroking his prick outside.
     
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    "OH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY I MADE OFF THIS! UNF UNF UNF!"
     
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    WE MUST MAKE THEM MORE CHRISTIAN

    but they're already more christian than us

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    Great.
     
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    They should ship his crazy naked ass back to Africa.
     
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    The only thing good about that movie was Depeche Mode's John the Revelator in the club scene.

    Back on topic: This shit is too good to make up.
     
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    Who gets drunk in the morning?

    Does he get beer and say "Today I feel like fucking up my life and making everyone else's inconvenient
     
  17. Kaiser

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    I woke up drunk in the morning, but that is because I stayed up all night drinking, lol. I had a plane to catch that morning too and was hungover the entire ride there.
     
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    some of those drugs can stay in your system for DAYS so meh
     
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    yup. jenkem.
     
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    An American hero right there.
     
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    Really? It reminds me of all those pieces of shit who create/maintain charities so they can embezzle the money they receive from all the good but stupid people who donate to said charity.
     
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    yes. those too
     
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    Oh come on, we all could see that this was going to happen at some point right guys?