Knitting with Krook

Discussion in 'Your Shitty Projects' started by Krookodilian, Apr 29, 2015.

  1. Krookodilian

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    I just picked up knitting because it allows me to stay busy and make my own shit for the price of a skein of yarn. The needles also double as weapons. I can make almost anything in any color I want with any design I want. I could knit the ED logo into a handbag if I wanted. (too bad I don't) Anyways, I've been knitting some neat stuff from patterns I found online. I'm going to try and make my own designs to add to them. My second project is a big kerchief.

    I think you guys would like knitting. You can make lots of useful stuff.
     
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    Knit a boyfriend. It may be the last thing you feel compelled to knit.
     
  4. Krookodilian

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    I knew somebody would say that, but I certainly didn't expect it to be you!
     
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  7. Krookodilian

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    why making a thread about knitting and not showing what you have done? are you retarded nigga?
     
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    I tried knitting once but I ended up killing several people :(
     
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    Because I just started a few days ago. I'm almost finished with a striped hat - just needs trim, which I'll add tomorrow. After that's done I'll post it. Kinda looks like this, except the earflaps are triangular and shorter.
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    In "other things I just learned about and don't like" news, I was made aware of the existence of Iggy Azalea today.
     
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    I'm sure @Likeicare is on her dick.
     
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    Likeicare gets very emotional when you bring up Iggy Azalea.
    SHE'S NOT AUSTRALIAN SHES AN AMERICAN DISREGARD THE FACT SHE DIDNT MOVE TO THE US TILL SHE WAS 15.
     
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    My mom know knitting, but I never asked her to teach me because she never have time for that. Maybe when she have vacations, for now I will save money to buy the materials. Post photos of what you did later Krooko :)
     
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    also, @Sugar Bombs this is your thread
     
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    I tried to knit once, but got deeply confused and gave up.
     
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    i dont even care, im not australian
     
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    You were born in Australia,that makes you an Australian.And you did too care.
     
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    If you ever do here's something you'll like: http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/teacupfaery-octopus
     
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    My wife likes to knit shit for my kids and I, also she knits "Baby Jesus" dresses, which are big business down here, this year alone we sold over 45000 pesos worth of Baby Jesus dresses (like 3000 USD), I think we sold around 180 of them or something.

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    She was on the local TV channel down here in an interview about the "historical significance" of the dress and stuff, I just told her to say "Its because jews like to wear dresses" but she didnt :(

    She also makes tamales to sell on the weekends coz apparently the money I give her "isnt enough", like money grows on trees or something :rage:
     
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    Your wife sound wonderful and cool, to bad she have you...
     
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    :eek: pero porque pulpita?!
     
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    Es que eres regay maje, un chupavergas como tu no debería tener un esposa tan cool.
     
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: ESAS ALEGACIONES NO TIENEN FUNDAMENTO ALGUNO! Lo dije hace 8 años y lo repito ahora, "ese pene nunca estuvo en mi boca" :rage:
     
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    Tremendo mariconazo me salistes bro.
     
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    Would you still say that if I was Asian, not white?