Kiwi Farms Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Aug 9, 2015.

A very friendly community
  1. Witty

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    I tried getting settled in at KF but I just couldn't stand the community. Its a forum where every user is The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
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    Plus they're quite predictable too. It's a giant circlejerk there and if you have the wrong opinion, they'll spam you with childish insults.
     
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    I blame Null, he raised his little kiwis so suck him off constantly or b&, it's no wonder they take after him.
     
  4. uberfukken

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    It's a big forum. I guess to some people that's a good thing but what I see is a mindhive with no individual discourse. Since the threads move so fast, nobody has a chance to really stand out
     
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    You sit there for hours at a time editing grammar on articles because you are too autistic to actually write anything, in the process turning amusing articles into wikipedia entries

    You're not an admin you're a janitor
     
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    Don't let these bad bulli shame yu for you gr@mm0r sk1llz Mr. Otter Whiskers <3
    I wish I knew all the grammar stuff like participles and conjunctions an all that stuff...
     
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    Considering the type of content they document you'd honestly think they'd have a fragment of self awareness...
     
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    From what I've seen you can challenge the hivemind as long as you've got some buttbuddies to back you up, otherwise you're gonna get dogpiled.

    I don't think the problem is the threads moving too fast but rather how fucking long many of them are. Literally hundreds of pages going back several years, some of them basically being chatrooms for the resident posters, complete with their own memes and lingo. Its kinda awkward when you join the conversation for the first time, but eventually the posters get used to you. It all feels very similar to the old Preston thread here.
     
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  9. Likeicare

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    Dont forget the 600 page, 3 year old threads that constantly have people replying to the OP
     
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    The n word is an act of violence

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    I loathe heavy handed moderation. My experience at KF was underwhelming.
     
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  11. uberfukken

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    Yeah I remember there were a bunch of us that joined and were all preemptively banned from the shoutbox before doing anything
     
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    Which KF mod/user is most likely to be a fed? Big forum like that, you know there is at least one.
     
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    Kiwi Farms just took a swing at Mumkey and released a non-lulz video completely bashing him. It made me lose respect.
     
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    It takes a long time to learn all of the lingo and whatnot to get in there. I can imagine any fed being able to run the gamut of all that autism.

    It's just not worth it for them. What the fuck is there even worth investigating anyway?
     
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    There's probably two guys assigned wondering how the fuck their life came to this
     
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    Imagine going to school for criminal justice and FBI training just so you can sit on a laptop and pretend to fit in with a bunch of socially awkward tweens obsessed with the blogs of creepy artists and slow adults
     
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  18. Baka

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    wonder how many dreams they have about sonichu and screeching transbians
     
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    I'm kind of a normalfag, so I have a question: are ED and KF friends or associated? I've noticed that a lot of ED's lolcow articles (i.e. Quinton Reviews) have origins with Kiwi Farms.
     
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    KF didn't really take off until late 2016, around that time it overtook ED in traffic.

    KF is a split-off of the people that have been stalking chris-chan for the last 12 years. Chris-chan never would have been the phenomenon he is today if not for the original 2007 ED article on him. KF would not exist if not for ED.
     
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    I lost track of Mumkey after he got fucked by Youtube, what happened?
     
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    you're back!
     
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    Shut up you gay niggers, you got banned from kiwi farms, we get it.
     
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    for whatever reason he's got mentally unstable and is now taking happy pills. In the process he fucked an ugly girl and left his GF over her.
    Last thing I've seen is he wants to help is new, even-more-than-him deranged GF become a better person. I guess it doesn't take years of psychoanalysis to say the mental helping the deranged will not work.

    There is now a horde of the usual asshole fans-cum-haters who do not tire to point out how horrible he has become and the new girl is. I'm sure he has an ever-growing thread on KF by now. IMO they both just need help, not this.

    tl;dr he is mentally ill, new GF also mentally ill, trainwreck
     
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    I dont even know who mumkey jones is
     
  26. Baka

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    a nobody.
     
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  27. Linkermann

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    I do extensive research to write quality articles. You're just too retarded to inform yourself and go off on what your bitch tells you.
     
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    Which year was that again? I faintly remember too.
     
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    His Website & Patreon
    Despite his videos barely receiving views anymore he makes a decent living off Patreon... which is unfortunate since given his mental conditional he should probably he forced to get a normal job and be reintroduced into the general population.
     
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