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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Aug 8, 2015.

  1. Likeicare

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    No that was Dairy Queen and it was 75 an hour
     
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    How the fuck do you earn $75 at a restaurant? was he cooking meth out of it?
     
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    Thats a pretty stupid question
     
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    yeah I missed some crucial words out of that question so it now looks retarded.

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    NOW LIKEICARE DOESNT THINK IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    If ilj were still around, he could teach Null the ins and outs of pimping cam whores. Kiwi Farms would be rolling in tokens.
     
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    Someone tell null to unban me so i can reply to one of my internet girlfriends

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    Good argument. So therefore all transactions make equal sense.
     
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    Null is a fucking retard if he doesn't think this will blow up in his face again. He's still posting under his old name, he's pissed off a lot of people for his holding the website content ransom, his dox is publicly available information, he's proven that he can cave to external pressure, and now he's trying to purge the people who don't trust him.

    Then again, that's the nature of lolcows, continuing to do things that don't work as if doing them again will somehow cause a different outcome, and a lot of this stuff has provided some pretty strong evidence that he's a lolcow of some stripe.

    More specifically, the fact that he is cracking down on everyone who mocked him more than previously and amping up the e-begging. It's pathetic and what makes it worse is that the Farms should be able to recognize the signs of a lolcow. And yet people are sucking his cock now, such as someone's screencaps of trannydicknoballs having a total about face about Null.
     
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    This would have to be, with out a shadow of a doubt, literally the shittest argument I have ever read in my entire life. Urnotreallyalive you need to see a doctor to get yourself medicated.
     
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    I only managed to do two, there was too many off them.
     
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    First 50 pages are pretty gut.. oh shit, we totally forgot about st. Uber's day.. :eek:
     
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    So is his donation bar legit or is he faking it? At a glance it looks like the percentage is just a manual input. I don't see it pulling data from anywhere unless I'm not looking hard enough.
     
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    Considering he's not using a standard donation plug in for Xenforo, and he has constantly changing donation sources and methods, I'd imagine it's manually changed.

    Granted, he could script it all to pull from other sources. But who knows how much work he's actually put into it.
     
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    Its almost like these people havent just spent two months doxing people and their families for the sole reason of them being active Something Awful members
     
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    KF Dindu nuffin.

    Maybe if you'd just accept that, you wouldn't be banned for Anal pain, you cuck
     
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     “The men shall work hard. They shall plant and bring the wood. The women too shall work. They shall prepare the food. The women may marry. The men may marry,” he said. Coyote came there and said, “Cousin, I am married.” That is why men marry.
     
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    @Teridax used to roll with rustle league, this whole "fucking with families" thing is business as usual from his angle, for Kiwi Farmers it's like breaking new ground in trolling and zomg call the police.

    I ask because he could cook the books pretty easily. It'd be in his best interest to give people the impression they're hitting their goal to keep the money coming in.
     
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     When this had happened those who had been with nohwiłbin began to cry. “Why do you cry, slaves of nohwiłbin, I shall not treat you that way. Go wherever you please and take back your houses and farms,” the young man told them. “Thanks,” they all said and embraced each other. That is the way it is told. The people went off in various directions. “It will be so always, my son,” the sun said. He breathed out four times. “The one who stays inside will be mine you are thinking,” he said.
     
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    AFAIK, the only way a xen donation manager works to display actual amounts is to serve as a handshake between the site and whatever payment vehicle you use. Unless he's scripted a custom manager and keyed it to work with the back end of his payment processor to sum amounts over a given time period (entirely possible, I suppose) he would have to manually update the amounts to make the bar move.

    And yes, seeding your donation bucket is a common tactic to instill confidence in your membership if you're desperate.
     
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    He's a software developer asking for money to continue being a software developer. I'd at least expect his donation bar to not be a CSS value that he manually changes whenever he gets a "you got paid" alert.
     
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    You lost me there.
     
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     The man started walking. When blackness rose up, he saw a fire in the distance, but when whiteness came up he couldn’t find it. When this had happened three times, he put up a stick so that it pointed to the fire. When blackness went away and whiteness came again he sighted along the stick and located smoke near a hill. He walked around the hill saying to himself, “Whose house is this that I have come to in vain? Who lives here? Why doesn’t the person come to me?” The fire was rock crystal. He went back.
     
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    Null is just trying to engage in a smear campaign to discredit everything Vordrak says, just like right before he banned me on KF he said i was a snitch because in his head that somehow discredits everything i said about Null saving credit card info, user data, and literally just using KF donations as a free ride through life at this point
     
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     The gambler pushed his post over with ease, but the other ran in slowly and worked at his post in vain. The sun came there saying he was after turquoise so large that one standing by it could just reach the top with his hands. His son replied, “Gamble me for it,” and began to sing, “Come down all white.” The sun, disappointed and angry, turned back, saying to himself, “I thought it was mine.” nohwiłbin, the gambler, secured the girl for his wife.
     
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