Kiwi Farms Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Aug 8, 2015.

  1. uberfukken

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    It means producing content which is attractive to advertisers. Non-offensive, non-controversial, and an impossible pipedream for any site that deals primarily in autism-bucks.
     
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    It might be the Lolcow LLC thing Null was doing. It appeared to me he was treating it like a little media empire.
     
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    Exactly. It's like suggesting a child porn site go mainstream. What a retard.
     
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    Exactly. Sites like ed of kf cannot be "cleaned up". It fails.
     
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    So what were you even talking about by suggesting it go "mainstream"? You think normal people want to read mental cases like you?
     
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    Jesus calm down dude. We were all saying the same thing. Lol
     
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    No, I'm calm. It was just you saying that. Everyone else thinks you're a mentally ill retard.
     
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     She walked back and when she had returned she said, “Mother, I saw something. He was entirely white and his horse was all white. ‘You will accomplish nothing that way. You have been spreading your thighs toward me there where I rise. When I have reached the middle of the sky where I lunch you spread your legs under the dripping water,’ he said to me,” she said. “Have you really been doing that?” First Woman asked. “I really did that,” she replied.
     
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    Lolol
     
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    If only the Kiwi mods were here to ban mikemikev and protect you in your safe place.
     
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    For we have heard him say, that this Jesus of Nazareth shall destroy this place, and shall change the customs which Moses delivered us.
     
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    I know. It's sucks. He used to complain to null all the time when I would follow him to threads. He'll just have to deal I guess
     
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    Or to go extreme fringe. Either way, you'd need a larger userbase than KF currently enjoys.
     
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    I'm not on your side you fucking austisic retard I'm calling you out for being a faggot.
     
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    So you admit that you autistically follow people around internet forums spamming shit at them trying to get them to give you attention
     
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     A sapsucker came there. “Menses have become,” she said. “A person’s hair will not turn gray. It will remain black,” he said. Soon a western robin came there. “Children,” she said, “my head has become completely gray.”
     
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    upload_2017-2-10_8-13-14.

    From /cow/.

    It's consistent with what Vordrak has wanted from the start.

    @Catparty Any idea who the fuck Gene Ross is?
     
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    Oh man you're right. Hopefully here will help break that habit.
     
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    So you all have to send null a monthly blackmail tribute, or he hands over the database to the autistic illuminati.

    eat a dick.
     
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    These basement dwelling faggots are all fucked. Makes me want to look away.
     
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    Everyone knew from the outset that Vordrak et al would maintain the harassment even if KF went offline. They'd maintain it even if Null handed over the database. If the threats are as explicit as that screencap implies, then Null has nothing to lose by making them public.

    "Hand over the data base or we'll keep harassing people in your life" is both an admission that they're responsible for harassment and an extortion attempt. It's not "I'm not touching you" shit.
     
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    Null can get a few shitty retail jobs and pay for the shit himself. Selling crap helps, too.
     
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    Are you kind of mentally retarded?
     
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     They brought them across. First Man told all the men to bathe and dry themselves with white cornmeal and then to apply pollen to their bodies from head to foot. The women were also told to bathe and to dry themselves with the yellow cornmeal and to apply the pollen in the same manner. They were requested to refrain from intercourse for four days, after which they were allowed to come together.
     
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    I'm posting here so yes.
     
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    And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
     
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    upload_2017-2-10_9-22-55.

    Unlike Vordrak, Greta is in the US so she might want to be careful about how she goes about "holding Null and his mother responsible" - especially given her own intention to hide curry wife from ICE.
     
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    you autistic kiwifucker. No, you cannot sell your lego sets and body pillows to pay rent. That is not how the real world works.
     
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    So null is extorting you for money...and you are defending him?
     
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