Kiwi Farms Thread

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  1. LiterallyPhil

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    So Josh wants more chicken tendies before he does anything? Aww. That's so sweet. After all this, who'd donate to him?

    And if that's really the truth as to the intent of the countdown, could he be ANY more cryptic / edgy / Mr Mysterioso about it? Just some random counter with no information.

    It's like he thinks he's releasing a new AAA game title or something.
     
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    The retard would be lucky for someone to send him a fucking bus ticket.
     
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    He's not some trust fund kid who can sit around indulging his hobby indefinitely, so he really is at the point where he needs to decide whether he's going to leave KF behind and get a job or restore KF and try to make a liveable income from it.

    We all know there's going to be a shitstorm if KF comes back online, so I don't really blame Null for trying to gauge whether the financial support will be there. I just think that it might be a harder sell now than it would have been 3 weeks ago before all the Discord bullshit happened.
     
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  7. LiterallyPhil

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    Only an idiot would think you can make a living from a site like KF.
     
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    the only way to do that would be to go "mainstream". didn't ED have someone try to do that?
     
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    The only way you can go more mainstream would be selling it to Cheezburger Network
     
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     When they started on the race around the house the gambler let his opponent run in the lead. He then began bewitching him by shooting magical objects into his body. He shot him first in the muscles of the lower legs, then in the thighs, between the shoulders, and at the base of his head. The bewitched man staggered as he ran and the gambler passed him. Wailing went up from the partisans of the defeated man and shouts from the followers of the gambler.
     
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    Lol not happening RIP
     
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    I doubt it's legit, anonymous posts on 8chan = fake news.

    But we'll know on Friday for sure. Maybe.
     
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    Nonetheless, how he's going to survive financially if he brings the site back up is a legitimate concern now.
     
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    Getting a job?
     
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    He seems pretty convinced he'd have difficulty getting a job in the US, and he'd definitely have trouble keeping one if KF came back online - Vordrak et al would make sure of that.

    The sanest decision in many ways would be to just bury the farms and move on. He wouldn't have to burn bridges with his family and he wouldn't be under pressure from all sides. Much as I'd at least like to have archives available, I recognise that there's no upside for Null in that path.

    There is no way Vordrak will not see those posts on /cow/.
     
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    Too bad he's fucked himself so badly that he can't do what most normal webmasters do. Run a site in their spare time and rely on a few good staff for help while they're at work. You run a website. A website doesn't run you. If it does, you're doing it wrong.

    The more logical explanation is Josh got antsy because people weren't talking about him and KF enough. 10 mins of Java work and it all starts up again.
     
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    He can get a job at Walgreens. Instead he wants to sit on his fat ass and be a charity case. The parallels between him and Sherrod are astounding.

    As for burying the site, he didn't write every post on the site. Kiwi Farms is not his personal blog. It was a collaborative effort involving hundreds, perhaps thousands of people. Flushing that down the drain is a fuck you to everyone who spent time contributing content.
     
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    I'm going to write a javascript that displays a "Number of days KF has been down" counter on our frontpage.

    After work.
     
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    If he wanted donations from a bunch of kiwi users (many that haven't followed this drama very closely) putting up a short timer without any explanation or link to donate is a brilliant way to do it.
     
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    We got like 6 threads on Onideus. Go kick the dead horse in one of those.
     
  26. Mikemikev

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    My God you're retarded. What are you even talking about?
     
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    Lol calm down and go back to read the other posts and see that this question was answered lol
     
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    No, someone tried to be kind despite your obvious retardation and wrote some loosely connected suggestion. What would it mean for kiwi farms to go "mainstream"? What does that mean?
     
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    Lol stop getting so mad
     
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    And when we burned incense to the queen of heaven, and poured out drink offerings unto her, did we make her cakes to worship her, and pour out drink offerings unto her, without our men?
     
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