Kiwi Farms Thread

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Aug 8, 2015.

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    Oh shit, waddup

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    Has Null become an hero yet?
     
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    Null won't die until Vordrak does. Their feud is like unto the Highlander. In a similar vein LIC and URnotreallyalive are doomed to shitpost at each other for all time, in a useless cycle of masturbation and Internet anger, like Nietzsche's "bad infinity".
     
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    Actually i ignore pretty much everything he posts now because i know he is incapable of a response that doesnt include a tantrum
     
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    You're getting better, but he really got under your skin for a while. There's something about his writing style, retarded yet repetitively and hypnotically aggressive.
     
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    OK
     
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    Ratings on KF didn't come into play except for autists so exceptional that they drew attention to themselves instead of the cows. The big difference here is that everyone has to use every other post to declare how much they don't care about ratings or else they don't get to sit at the cool kid table :lulzsec:
     
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    then we shall eat on the floor. Bark Bark?
     
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    Her face of white shell she gazed about.
     
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    how long until you get tired and realize you gain nothing by doing this?
     
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    #3974 reppy, Feb 9, 2017
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    Every thing that may abide the fire, ye shall make it go through the fire, and it shall be clean: nevertheless it shall be purified with the water of separation: and all that abideth not the fire ye shall make go through the water.
     
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    But Simon's wife's mother lay sick of a fever, and anon they tell him of her.
     
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     This will be called zasniłt’εs, “snow cooked.” Its heart will be tin, “ice.” Its soft feather will be ik’aisadai, “morningstar.”
     
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    lmao, farms ain't so important to folks that they'll constantly donate just to get the site back up
     
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    A poor man that oppresseth the poor is like a sweeping rain which leaveth no food.
     
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    To be honest, I think if he just opened a relocation fund he'd probably raise enough to hop on a plane and start again somewhere else. I'm less sure that KF can attract $2,000 per month on an ongoing basis, though. Even if it could, who wants to live off $24,000 per year given all of the headaches running KF entails?
     
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    And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.
     
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    You going to get bored of doing that soon.
     
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    damn man. this shit is fucked.
     
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     First Woman thought about it and resolved to be the leader in these matters. She concluded that she would not be the only one to commit adultery, but that women in general would do that. She planned that it would be hard for men and women, once attached, to separate again. She decided that both men and women should have medicine to attract each other. Then she made a penis of turquoise. She rubbed loose cuticle from the man’s breast. This she mixed with yucca fruit. She made a clitoris of red shell and put it inside the vagina. She rubbed loose cuticle from a woman’s breast and mixed it with yucca fruit. She put that inside the turquoise penis. She combined herbs with waters of various kinds which should be for producing pregnancy. She placed the vagina on the ground and beside it the penis. Then she blew medicine from her mouth on them. That is why when people marry nowadays the woman sits on the left side.
     
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