Kittens >:

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    Someone just dumped a bunch of baby kittens in front of my building. I can't get them out from under their hiding spot and I don't think they can survive the night by themselves as it's been storming all week. Tomorrow I'm going to call the manager and see if maintenance can do anything.

    Any suggestions until then? Food has been left but they looked too little to have been weaned and momma cat wasn't dumped, just kittens. Between starving and drowning, I don't think the little guys are going to make it through the night.
     
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    Draw them out with food, I guess? I don't know. I'd probably scrape them out with a broom or shovel or golf club or something.
     
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    Milk they need milk and a lot of love.
     
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    They can't be coaxed out and I can't reach them. :/ Food and such has been left out and I'm looking for numbers to call.
     
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    call 911!!!
     
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    KITTEN RESPONSE SQUAD.

    FUCK YEAH.
     
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    I lured a kitten into my home with kraft cheese once
     
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    so fuck them.

    cats die all the time. they squish out entire generations by night, that are decimated by dawn. so it repeats. you tried to help them, they declined, so fuck them and buy a dog.
     
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    Are the kittens ok? :(
     
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    They are kittens, how the fuck can't you get them out from wherever they're hidding?
    Or is it that you're too pansy to grab them, take em to your house, save them and have sexy neko sex?
     
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    If you can't do anything, just wait until you can get some, until then try drawing them out with food, you can't stand, it intimidates them, you have to stand at there level.
     
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    Please somebody rescue the kittens!!!!!!!
     
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    You are letting those kittens die a horrible death. May it forever weigh over your consciousness and curse you with sleepless nights. Faggot.
     
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    Maybe it's just my /b/ showing, but I am going to be irate with you if you don't do something about the kittens.
     
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    I'm working on it bbeh. >: Animal control won't help even though they're itty bitty and were literally tossed out of a car without their mother.

    So far yes. They're most likely too young for grownup kitty food but there's some out there for them as well as some milk and other tidbits.

    Here's what happened: I was walking my dog and saw a car slow down in front of my building and then drive off. It was too dark for me to immediately notice what happened, so I didn't get to them until a few minutes later, after I got the dog back in and nabbed some cat food and a jacket to use as a kitten basket. When I got back out again, they were under an air conditioning unit, and then they crawled way under my neighbor's deck. I can't reach them at all and it's too narrow to crawl under.
     
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    Cats are useless and should all die.

    Get a dog, they fuck up anyone that comes into your house without approval (Unless you buy some shitty tiny one)
     
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    Have you tried using a broom or something? Perhaps you ought to be slightly rude, but it'd get them out of there. Do your best
     
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    I might have to do that. Wish me luck guiz D:
     
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    No dice.

    I can see the porch they're under from my window, so I'm just going to let them hang until morning. There's some old t-shirts under there that they can cuddle up to if they want, and if it starts raining I'll wake up the maintenance man to help.

    The humane society won't come collect them and neither will animal control, but I've found some kitten rescues in my city. I don't understand how anyone could just leave them to die like that. >:|
     
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    when i was 14, i was at my best friends ranch, and we discovered there was a nest of pinkie mice living under the straw of his chicken coup. knowing the scent of humans was all over the area, and that the mice would eat all the chicken feed, we were left with only one option: smash them all with our feet.

    as we tried to stamp on all the blind, hairless, baby mice, they kept getting worked into the soft spongy straw, so many did not die instantaneously - we had to keep stomping on them over and over. as the morbidity of the situation took hold, we decided to lighten the mood by doing a little dance on the mice. my friend did a barn dance, and i did a jazz number. eventually, we stepped on all the baby mice.

    years later, the same thing happened with a squirrel, another friend of mine from the sticks, and a squirrel that did not die after we shot it with a bb gun.
     
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    The kitten survived the night?
     
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    Kittens are safe! I wasn't the only one watching out for them, they're on their way to a foster home. C:
     
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    Yay! thanks Heaven!