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  1. Ellipses

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    Cats are evil soulless bastards. Which is why I recommend them to everyone I know (and secretly/openly despise).

    I tell them that the nibbling is affection. This is bullshit. It's marking territory and sampling the goods. When you invite a cat into your home, you're actually just saying that you don't feel comfortable owning your possessions; you'd rather they belong to an approximately 20 lb creature with teeth and claws and a scent gland in its anus.

    I tell them not to declaw their cats because it's cruel, and it's like chopping off your fingers and toes at the second joint. This is also bullshit; I just like telling them that their cats climbing on them means they love them.

    I especially tell them that they should start with kittens so they can raise them correctly - obviously they're not going to do that. They're going to teach the kitty that "love bites" are OK, the humans are only tenants, and the litterbox is optional.

    I'mma stick to my dogs.
     
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    The main reason I don't like dogs is that I find them to be incredibly needy animals. I don't have the patience for that.
     
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    Both cats and dogs have their pros and cons. I hate lazy cats that wont hunt or do anything for themselves and I hate little dogs because they bite alot.

    I have a outdoor cat that keeps the mice and gofers away and a large breed mutt of a dog who also stays out. I had an American Cocker Spaniel once, but she died several years ago. Also why would you pay money for a pure bread animal anyway? Got her from the pound when she ran away from the breeders.
     
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    I prefer dogs since they are more likely to hump the junkies who try to get to your house.
     
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    I've never thought my dogs are particularly needy. I walk them to the store and back once a day, bike with the husky for twenty minutes a day, feed them twice a day, and take them to the vet about four times a year.

    If the dog is needy someone didn't fucking train it right.
     
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    Little dogs are needy little whiners no mater what you do. My cousin has a miniature pinscher:

    miniature_pinscher.

    It's the most annoying little fucking nazi marching bitch of a bitch. I don't like it.
     
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    dogs will be dogs, no matter what.
    Some dogs are turds with legs.
    Some just don't fit the stereotypes.

    my mom has a chihuahua with the personality of an english sheepdog,
    and a lab that's neurotic, yappy and nippy

    Chihuahua shepherds and guards kittens and small children. she's very protective in that way. worst she'll ever do is growl a little. the lab goes psycho and barks all night long at imaginary intruders.
     
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    Well, that already sounds pretty needy to me, since with my cat, I just have to give it food and take it to a vet. It's smart enough to be able to walk itself when I let it outside.

    I was mainly talking about how most dogs just seem to never leave you alone, always demanding attention. Cats are more mellow about that and I can tolerate it more.
     
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    There aren't enforced leash laws for cats. There probably should be, because they keep getting hit by cars and terrorizing the neighbors' beagle.

    I'd let my dogs run around if a) we weren't between two busy streets which are frequently littered with small furry corpses b) it were legal. (spoiler alert: I do it anyway.)

    If you stop being autistic and get outside once in a while (just take the dogs with you) then your dogs won't be needy little crybabies. They bug you because they want shit. It's like when you have children that you throw food at now and again but then they're like, "Manma, I have to go to school. DCFS is at the door."
     
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    I think humans are definitely the best pets.
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    Getting hit by a car is just Darwin culling the herd. Nothing wrong with that.

    I've rarely met a beagle that didn't need terrorizing, but I usually can't be bothered. Hence, kitteh.
     
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    Here's another: image.
     
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    I can't walk my staffy without a lead on because if we come across another dog she will kill it
     
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    Only faggots and queers would choose dogs over cats.
     
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