Kingdom Hearts

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Dr. Rice, Mar 26, 2012.

  1. Dr. Rice

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    Who else is a huge faggot for the series besides me? I know you fanbois and fangurls are out there.

    Also when the fuck will Kingdom Hearts 3 come out? I want to fight the new enemy, the Dream things.

    I am going to go out on a limb and state that: heartless + nobody + dream thing = normal soul.
     
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    stop
    just stop
     
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    Have you even played Kingdom Hearts? As gay as the Disney characters are, the plots of the game center around genocide. Do you even know what the in-game object "Kingdom Hearts" is?
     
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    I liked FF and enjoyed old school Disney movies, then KH came along and raped everything I loved about them as a kid, repeatedly. In a nutshell: A bunch of underage emo Micky-Mouse-like malformations discussing Light-Darkness-Friendship-Zippers-Belts-Rape. :vomit:
     
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    Conversely, I've never really played any FF game ever and I absolutely despise Disney, yet I enjoy KH pretty well.
     
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    Maybe that allows you to focus mostly on the gameplay but tell me, how do you deal with the vomit inducing plot and that fucking cartoon duck following you around all the time?
     
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    I preferred Donald because he could heal and had better offensive abilities while Goofy was a useless tank. The plot is a little weak, but the back story about the nature of the Heartless, Nobodies, and Kingdom Hearts itself is quite interesting.
     
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    No is not, maybe because you are using your imagination more than the developers ever did, they just wanted to make an easy to sell product and carter to little kids, whoring Disney and FF's characters alike and using the most overused, shallow, simplistic, mind numbing story in the book: light vs dark, garbage.
     
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    Game was way too easy except the sephiroth boss at the end (I think that was 2? been awhile), which then made you grind through the boring game mechanics for at least 100 hours to even have a chance at beating him. It was hack & slash at its worst with some rpg elements thrown in. I'd say it's only saving grace for me when I played it was the story.
     
  10. Lucky

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    Technically I never beat it. Fuck that 14 stage boss fight at the end bullshit.
     
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    Very well
    source of all worlds (or at least the "heart" of them) and whatever powers the KH-world characters hearts.
    I know. I loved the first one, and then........
     
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    I would be playing the new KH, especially since it has TWEWY characters in it, but I sold my 3DS recently.
     
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    but you can still buy one right? My friends laugh at me when they learned about me playing KH 'coz according to them it is not properly meant form men, but i didn't listen to them. Playing this really makes me happy so why stop...they can mind their own business anyway.
     
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    Yes I know how gay parts are. When you ignore the massive levels of homosexuality in the KH series, there is a core of decency centered around a love triangle (whose love triangle? It changes!) and genocide.
     
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    Kingdom Hearts was a good game. Then again I played it when I was 14-15. I have no idea when III is coming out. Not anytime soon I'm sure.
     
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    This game made Disney spin in his grave.
     
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    Remove the disney and it would be a good game.
     
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    I love Kingdom Hearts. Too poor for a PSP or 3DS though so I can't play BBS or 3D.
     
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    I read something somewhere stating that we won't be seeing KH3 until after they're done with FF XIII Versus.

    So never.
     
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    The game has no Staying power to be honest. It was cool at first but then got ridiculous real fast. Esepically with the crowd of Wapanese that loves all the sequels, prequels and midquels of this game.
     
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    ....I like Kingdom Hearts. It was all fine and dandy until those stupid DS games came and ruined everything.
     
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    I actually agree with Dr. Rice in the sense that I found the overall plot kind of interesting. However, unlike Dr. Rice, I could never get over the Disney shit. In fact, it wasn't the existence of Disney that was annoying, just the fact that all of the Disney stages seem to read like self-insert fan fiction.
     
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    I only enjoyed KH 1 & 2 on the PS2, the rest of them had awkward controls. The only thing I hated about them was that one fucking level where you were in atlantica and you were singing or some shit. Looking forward to Dream Drop Distance though.
     
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    Birth by Sleep on the PSP plays like the original ones and has a mind blowing story. The other hand held version are complete shit.
     
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    The faggotry of this thread and op is huge.
     
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    Wow, Ariel is a pedophile and not even any parents complain ever. Women even get a pussy pass to murder their husbands with slap on wrists sentencing.

    But on the topic, I hope Warner Bros + Universal Studios will never make their KH equivalent game.
     
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    That musical numbers they made, sucked. They sounded boring and lame, so who thought doing musical mini games would be a good idea.
     
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    Square enix finally released kingdom hearts 3?

    THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED
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